This is apparently from some Brazilian talent show, where a much-too-young girl is trying to be Lady Gaga. This is totally right out of Little Miss Sunshine, only not at all adorable and hilarious like that was, BECAUSE THIS IS REAL.
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She doesn’t even have the fashion down right. That leotard and those lips don’t go together.
No problem. Offer up your half naked 6 year old to a bunch of middle aged pervs lady. Ever notice how all pageant freak moms are arse-faces?
Poor kid will need turbo-therapy.
Disturbing to say the least!
Why ANYONE would admire Lady Gaga is beyond me, and on top of that what kind of parents are they to let their child perform THAT song in THAT outfit on tv? Or anywhere else for that matter? And I thought American Pageant Moms were the lowest of the low..
I understand that Brazilian culture is very different from American culture… and that an outfit I would find totally offensive on a little girl, may be perfectly acceptable there. I mean, this is a culture that has nude beaches and plastic surgery is practically required.
However, this clip made me cry… I mean, I was that stunned.
This little girl has no idea what she is singing… I mean, she was just making the general sounds of the words. And, she’s imitating someone in our culture that goes above and beyond, in order to be the most vulgar, outlandish and sexual.
And, by the way everyone was applauding… This is acceptable behaivor there.
I need to go put a second sweater on my daughter… excuse me.
Guys, “Bad Romance” is not that dirty of a song, save for a couple lines (“…the touch of your hand,” “want you in my rear window”).
As far as I’m concerned, though, the outfit’s still wholly inappropriate. I’m a huge Lady Gaga fan, we all know this, but I do find it concerning that a little girl is emulating the self-proclaimed “most sexually free woman on the planet.”
As far as Lizzy’s statement as to admiring Lady Gaga, there are endless reasons. Not least of which is that she’s completely brilliant musically, artistically, and as a performer and persona. She’s an advocate for safe sex, a model of hard work and the value of staying true to oneself, and an an accomplished pianist. Her involvement in every aspect of her career and her connection with her fans are remarkable.
As far as pop stars go, she not only “goes above and beyond in order to be the most vulgar, outlandish, and sexual,” she goes above and beyond as an artist as well.
(I also kind of have to disagree with the vulgar and sexual comments. Neither her vulgarity nor sexuality are anything short of the norm for her career. They’re a different style, and that’s what gets them so much more attention. She’s eccentric.
“Well, yeah, I take my pants off, but does it matter if your pants are off if you’ve got eight-inch shoulder pads on, and a hood, and black lipstick and glasses with rocks on them? I don’t know. That’s sexy to me. But I don’t really think anybody’s d*** is hard looking at that. I think they’re just confused, and maybe a little scared.”)
While I enjoy most of Gaga’s songs simply for entertainment value, I try not to look too much into the lyrics. That being said, I am not quite sure how Zachary can say it is “not that dirty of a song, save for a couple of lines”.
There are only a couple of lines that AREN’T dirty! I want your ugly, disease, revenge, horror, psycho, vertigo stick, in my rear window, ‘cuz I’m a freak bitch baby! It is probably the dirtiest song she sings, which makes it completely inappropriate for a 6 year old to sing, regardless of her culture. She looked hideous up there.
On the bright side-gotta admire her confidence!
I made it nearly a minute and a half and now I feel like I need a bleach shower.
That girl’s face was grossly disproportionate to her tiny, child’s body. No child should be encouraged to be like Lady Gaga. Or Britney Spears. Or Christina Aguliara (sp?). These are ADULT women, doing provacative things that no little girl should be doing.
I didn’t know that Santa Claus was Brazilian.
Disturbing yes. And the poor child isn’t even that talented or attractive.
Wiz of Id, “I want your ugly, I want your disease” (and pretty much everything else you listed) aren’t about sex. They’re about a relationship in which Gaga wants not only the good things, but the bad as well. She doesn’t mind the bad stuff. This relationship is a metaphor for her relationship with the music industry.
“I’m a free bitch, baby” is the actual line, and that’s vulgar but it has no sexual reference. She’s a “free bitch” because she doesn’t care what other people think and she doesn’t listen to what other people tell her to do.
“Vertigo stick” is still dirty.