Those of you who have been around awhile might know me well enough to know that I get REALLY PISSY about frivolous lawsuits. I hate them. And I hate lawyers who perpetuate them.
In the latest frivolous lawsuit news, Lindsay Lohan is suing e-trade for ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS due to her pain and suffering over the following ad:
I’m not making this up. You can read all about it right here. To summarize, Lindsay Lohan says that she has “the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.”
My my my. SOMEONE thinks an awful lot of themselves, doesn’t someone?
Lindsay’s lawyer went on, “They used the name Lindsay. They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”
So wait. If they would have used the name “Susan” wouldn’t we have to deal with a Susan Sarandon lawsuit or a Susan Lucci lawsuit or a Susan Boyle lawsuit? I mean, are they SERIOUS?!?!?
Lindsay just happens to be number 253 of the most popular girl names of the last decade. So this whole argument is kind of the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard ever.
I get that Lindsay Lohan is really stupid and/or under the influence of a controlled substance at any given time and therefore probably may not even realize her lawyer is filing this suit, but still.
HATE.
I JUST sent you a link to this story!! I loathe her with a hatred equal to or greater than your dislike for Ashley Judd and Katherine Heigl *combined*. This further affirms my continued loathing.
So, she’s suing E-trade for calling her a milk-aholic. And here I was thinking she’d been in and out of rehab for alcohol and drugs. She’s right though, she is one of those that you can associate with just the first name. You just have to use “aholic” in the same phrase to be able to make the connection…
She needs money…
I’m also suing etrade and I think I’ll throw Lindsay Lohan in there too since she’s using my name and I had it before she did as I’m older……RIDICULOUS!!!!
I think I’ll sue Sponge Bob and many others because they are hurting my reputation. Those bastards! Of course Lindsay the slithering slut that she is, even knows there is no basis for a suit. This is nothing more than another desperate attempt to try and stay in the public eye because she is an attention whore. (Actually I guess she is more of a multi-tasking whore) Hell, the baby they showed in the clip was clothed, clean, sober, appeared drug free, non-smoking, was not even spitting up. Who besides Courtney Love or Amy Winehouse could ever confuse Lohan with any of that.
Bob, out of that whole rant the one thing that really made me laugh was that SPONGE BOB is ruining your rep!
You’re amazing!
She wishes she was a Milk-o-holic!
Can I get $$$ for pain and suffering for everytime one of her butt-ugly pictures is spashed across my magazines, computer screen, tv screen, etc…?
She’s just gross. She always looks like she needs to shower, you can totally tell she’s had her teeth ‘done’, I bet she *always* gets those black goopy things in the inner corners of her eyes, and I am afraid of what she does in her alcohol-induced pass-out sessions.
This’ll get thrown rightthehellout of court. I would almost guarantee it. Plus there is no real ‘tie’ to her in the commercial, is there? Do they SAY Lohan at all? Because, you know, I am pretty sure there are other Lindsay’s out there…
Oh- the above is mine, I forget to put my name lately. Anyway, I will say I loved her in Mean Girls. I totally love that movie.
“milk-a-wha?”