She’s joking, right? JORTS WITH BLACK HOSE?
And could her face be more sunken-in? What in the holy hell? Even Suri looks mildly embarrassed to be seen with her.
I hope that this was taken on April Fools’ Day.
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I did the jorts with tights thing…back in 1994.
It seems she’s donned this look before. Clearly no one has told her it looks ridiculous.
I’m most concerned with those ankle-eating shoes. She’s very Derelict there…
Suri has better hair than I do. That’s not right.
so along with the steady diet of crap that she’s getting from
tom and that group of c/s’ers, he’s now starving her?
way to reach that next plane!!
(oh, thank you l.ron hubbard!)
what a jerk!
Oh my…looks like Skeletor escaped his prison and he has taken a child captive! Alert the authorities!!!
I can’t recall the last time I saw her smiling for the camera.
wth is up with her spaceship shoes. for having such a thin face her legs are still ginormous.
They are just the ODDEST people!
it’s very rare that Suri is photographed smiling or looking happy – even dressed to the n’th degree in designer clothes. It makes me sad.
I had to look twice because I first thought that was her and Tom. I didn’t realize it was her daughter.
Hee hee! I giggled so much over that Bob! Do you hear “Oompa Loompa doopity doo” in the background?! Or even better “We welcome you to Munchkin Land?!!”
I weep for that child. She is going to need major therapy by age 6.
you know, i just got back from Italy, and there were SO MANY people there wearing the black hose/shorts combo. in retrospect i probably should have gotten a picture but alas i did not. why would anyone think that that looks good?