In summary, the story is about a dude in Germany who married his 15 year old cat. And the last paragraph in the story says, “The happy couple dressed up for the occasion – Mitzscherlich (the dude) in a wedding suit and top hat and 15-year-old Cecilia (the cat) who loudly meowed her way through the exchanging of vows, in a white dress.”
I don’t know about you guys, but I am DYING to see a wedding photo. Since there isn’t one, I’m instead posting a picture of Ashley Judd’s head being assaulted by a rogue flower arrangement at the White House Correspondents Dinner (because of COURSE she went to that).
How many coats of foundation do you think are actually ON her?
HATE.
how many coats?
NOT ENOUGH!!
Ever see “Death Becomes Her?” Where Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep spray paint their bodies to cover up flaws? She looks like that.
At least he married a living creature and not the Berlin Wall, like this woman: http://www.popfi.com/2008/04/09/woman-married-to-the-berlin-wall/