Tara Reid Needs More Twinkies And Less Plastic Surgery

I mean, her body has been RAVAGED, you guys.  It’s like a bad science experiment.  Her boobs are lopsided and the rest of her is just a bony, blotchy mess.

I almost feel bad enough for her to MAIL her some twinkies.  Like – I’m thinking we should start some sort of Twinkies For Tara fund (assuming that doesn’t provoke another costly round of plastic surgery).  Who’s with me?

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16 Responses to “Tara Reid Needs More Twinkies And Less Plastic Surgery”


  1. 1 CBinTtown

    I’m with you. Her body is a mess. But is it just me or does her face look totally different? I can’t put my finger on it (and maybe it’s just the camera angle) but I swear something is different… Anyone know what’s up?

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  2. 2 WakeUp

    Gosh, I just want to force feed her mashed potatoes and gravy.. she looks like death warmed over.

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  3. 3 sunnyAZ

    We could send her Twinkies and chips, etc. but my guess is she wouldn’t eat them. Doesn’t look like she eats much of anything.

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  4. 4 Wiz of ID

    And a shower…and acting lessons..
    I still can’t figure out why she is ‘famous’?

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  5. 5 Buckeye Bob

    I bet she leans to the left when she walks. Couldn’t they even get the boobs close to the same size?

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  6. 6 Wendy

    What are you talking about, Mock??? She is the paragon of American beauty. She is nothing but ribs and boobs and eyeliner!! Isn’t this what every American female aspires to? Just loooook at iiiiiiit.

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  7. 7 Reminiscent_of_Purple

    If we sent her Twinkies she’d probably just stuff them into her boobular area.

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  8. 8 burning eyeballs

    The world doesn’t hold enough Twinkies to fix that!

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  9. 9 Penelope

    What gets me is she thinks she looks good.

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  10. 10 el pato

    wait a min. is it me or do those foobies look like they were never even taken out of the package?
    they look like they were glued on!
    the color of the foobies does not match her skin!!
    wtf???

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  11. 11 CW

    I thought it was lilo

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  12. 12 Bonequisha

    Have you ever taken one Barbie’s head and put it on another Barbie’s body? I can’t imagine what made me think of that…

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  13. 13 Heather Garrison

    And less eyeliner! ick… she just looks dirty… you know how you can see a picture of someone and just know that they probably smell? I bet she would totally stink!

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  14. 14 Tina

    Heck with the Twinkies, give that girl a 20 piece Chicken McNugget double meal, and get it to her NOW!!

    I agree–what’s with the looks like they stuck them on boobies? They literally look glued on!

    The only nice looking thing in her photo is her beautiful, but too-white teeth. The shape of her teeth is perfect!

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  15. 15 Hatchetwoman

    *What* are those lines across her abdomen? Those boobs are ridiculous, but yeah, you can tell that she thinks she’s making all the men and lesbians drool.

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  16. 16 me

    What? She looks hot.

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