Yeah – I’ll admit it’s weird that the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this was Garth Brooks’ Friends In Low Places song (hence the post title) but I just went with it. This is just simply one of the oddest shaped bodies I’ve ever seen. And her splotchy calves are so teeny!! And her assular area is so clenched!
I do appreciate that her socks appear to be pink and well matched to her outfit.



I can’t help it. I just want to poke her with a stick and see if her butt drops back into place. She looks like someone followed through on the old “I’m gonna kick your ass up between your shoulder blades” threat.
2 thoughts come to mind: she looks like she needs to do some seriou crop dusting, and what the hell is she doing in the candy aisle?!
Put her on her back, in the water with a sail in her hand, and you would have a nice boat!
I’m concerned with why her legs bend outwards at the knee.