An alert and astute mockdocker sent me a video clip of this dude (and yes, it IS A DUDE), but it was filled with filthy language and not remotely interesting to listen to, compared to how interesting it is to LOOK at, so I just grabbed a screen shot of it.
THAT IS A DUDE.
Whose bra size outbigs me by several letters.


Those are big! And the crosses are big too!
I am sure he is wearing the scarf to distract from the hugeness of everything!
Holy crap, those are the biggest moobs ever!
*shudder* His moobs outdo my triple D’s. So wrong on so many levels.
Aretha! Is that you?
Definitely the biggest man knockers I’ve seen in a long time.
He needs a cross alright…..a Cross Your Heart bra.
I bet he can’t jog without giving himself a couple of black eyes. WHY is he not embarrassed by those “girls” of his hanging out there for all the internets to see???? Blech!!
Really, people.
This is a medical condition called gynomastia, and it shouldn’t be made fun of.
*collapses in a fit of giggles*
Strangely enough, the photo is not very titillating.