I’m grateful that as a non-famous person, I can go outside and in public and not have to worry that some random photographer is going to take a picture of me looking like the haggiest hag in hagville. I mean seriously, that kind of fame would suck. And you have no idea how often I go to, say, the grocery store or the drug store looking totally hagariffic. I’m not vain when it comes to being seen at my worst in public. But if I thought photos of my hagified self would show up in national circulation? I might behave differently.
In any case, I hope these photos aren’t an indication that Britney’s back on the path to crazytown.
Hey Britney, have some more caffeine, you’re starting to relax.
Britney is looking a little tore-up lately. And Mock, I’m sure your haggiest doesn’t involve a seethrough wife beater and a net (?) bra. You strike me as a woman who is rarely haggarific in public.
OMG, that is Britney?????? I couldn’t figure out who the heck this hag was! Damn, I suddenly feel ever so much better about myself!
Cleavage freeze!!!!!
I mean…Britney has people who could dress her. She has money and access to clothes and makeup at all times. She chooses to be haggy in public.
I didn’t know she ever left the path to crazy town, as a matter of fact I would say she arrived.
She is wearing some sort of bra-like apparel. She’s fine.