Lindsay Lohan is heading to jail for violating her probation. Listen to what a complete dumbass she is. She thought she could miss NINE alcohol education classes, because she was, you know, trying to BALANCE HER WORK LIFE.
She said, “As far as I knew I was being compliant with my program. When I would ask to leave town they would give me permission. I wasn’t expecting any special treatment except that I have to provide for myself and they were willing to work with me.”
Hey Linds – asking to leave town and asking to miss nine mandatory education classes? NOT THE SAME THING.
Celebrities are dumb.
The good news is that Lindsay already spent 84 minutes in jail back in 2007 for a cocaine charge , so this won’t be a shock to her system.
I would like to think that after jail and in-patient treatment, she will clean up her act. Nah, that ain’t going to happen!
This girl is a mess, and even though she deserves no sympathy whatsoever, because she’s not doing anything to get well, I still feel sorry for her. Can’t help it!
Where do you find these god awful pictures????
I won’t be surprised if she ends up on a 5150 before she’s set to meet her new cellmate.
I’ve never seen a more ridiculous waste of oxygen and meat than this woman. Ew.
They were extremely difficult circumstances, Mock. You obviously don’t understand her busy, difficult lifestyle. She has lots of responsibilities, Mock. People are counting on her for things!
Heh, I couldn’t even type that with a straight face.
It’s just a dang shame that she doesn’t have to fund her own incarceration. What a waste of public money.
There’s just no cure for stupid!
Here is her sentencing. Kind of brings a tear to your eye.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcLKi1rXYak
The girl needs Jeff VanVonderen.