I’d Like To Conduct A Poll

I wrote about Aaron Schock (Republican Congressman from IL) at my other site this morning, because there’s a picture of him floating around the internet looking like this:

You can read my thoughts about the gay rumors right here, if you’re interested. I have some sassy gay friends and a resident rainbow expert right here at The Mock Dock, so I’m curious about their opinions on this matter. In the meantime, what do you think?

Do you think Aaron Schock is gay?

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15 Responses to “I’d Like To Conduct A Poll”


  1. 1 Chris

    Rainbow expert here! My gaydar says totally gay! I don’t even own a turquoise belt! I will say though you can’t always judge a book by it’s cover, and all that! Let’s not start a gay witch hunt on who “look gay” But I do think he doth protest too much! I won’t go off on a rant about gay republicans though!

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  2. 2 Mockarena

    See – I knew I could count on the rainbow expert. I’m with you, Chris. I’ll be so pissed off if he acts all anti-gay, and then gets caught in the future being totally gay. He should be gay, own the gayness, and go on with his gay bad self. :D

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  3. 3 TphilisW

    Forget the turquoise belt…he’s wearing white jeans. That says enough for me.

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  4. 4 Francisco Dreadful

    I don’t want to be like one of those gay guys who claim that all the guys in the world are gay or at least bi, but…. this man is gay as the day is long. Come on, seriously: the white (and seemingly tight) jeans, the shirt and THE BELT, MY GOD…THAT BELT!
    If he says anything anti-gay, he will be like that guy from the video that you posted a while ago. You know, the one who kept saying how wrong it was to be gay, while being pretty homosexual-y himself.

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  5. 5 mga

    gees…i wear turquoise t shirts and other strange colors…i ain’t gay.

    but, i will say if i was there, i would have broke his balls for wearing that combination. obviously he doesn’t have a female to dress him before he leaves.

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  6. 6 Mockarena

    Chris and Francisco both have excellent gaydar, what with their own gayness and whatnot. Once Marcel chimes in (hoping he does), and assuming he also votes for Aaron being gay, I think it’s pretty much a done deal that he’s gay.

    I love my sassy gay mockdockers. :)

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  7. 7 WakeUp

    I think he’s straight… with a really bad fashion sense (um, like the majority of straight men)… It looks like he was trying to pull together a red, white and blue combination for what I’m guessing was a 4th of July BBQ/picnic…

    Any self respecting gay man would not have be caught dead in that get-up… and/or his SO would not have let him leave the house looking like that. Seriously… this is the exact kind of guy the Queer Eye guys (LOVE) would be called in to fix up.

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  8. 8 kittypookette@gmail.com

    I think he looks like the pleasant kind of gay. The kind that might have a positive opinion on how your hair looks today, or who might save you if you happen to be a heroin in a Shakespearean drama.

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  9. 9 Mockarena

    5 people so far think I suck for asking the question in the first place! I knew there’d be some “I’m offended therefore I am” folks out there.

    Lighten up, people! :D

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  10. 10 Zachary

    I put that you sucked. Mostly because it was the funniest option. But also because I think it’s his business (I don’t really know who he is, though).

    But honestly, if he DOES act all anti-gay and then gets caught in a gay scandal then that makes him the one who sucks. Maybe even literally.

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  11. 11 KT

    This has got to be the fashion mistake of the year!!LMAO If he isn’t gay then he must be blind!

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  12. 12 mikey

    That guy could be the grand marshal of a Gay Dayz parade in that get-up.

    Charlie Crist may wish he was a Republican again when he sees that picture.

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  13. 13 Punky

    The shirtsleeves and open shirt are very gay, and the belt – holy crap!! If he is gay, he should just be gay, and just dispel the rumors so that his constituents could move on. He should go forth, and sassify the masses!

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  14. 14 Tina

    This cracks me up. It’s obvious that I must need a good trip to What Not To Wear, as I thought this guy looked like a pretty snappy dresser. I wouldn’t let my husband wear that get-up, as he’s like a magnet to dirt (that part of him never grew up all the way) but on this guy, I thought it looked like a “nice day at a picnic” kind of outfit. That is, as long as he stays off the grass! LOL

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  15. 15 sumkindoflife

    im not sure if hes gay.
    but he IS very good looking and, with and an outfit like that…..ill bet his boyfriend IS gay! ;)

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