Sly would be a fine looking cat if not for the horrendously protuberant veins that are seriously going to just explode right out of his arms any second.
Eeew.
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Oh ick! That just looks so awful.
He’d be even better looking without the baked tan look, the hair dye, the hair piece, and the bad plastic surgery. Seriously, when did he become so *afraid*? So he’s getting older, so what?
nothing in hollywood is real…did you expect anything different from stallone?
he’s about as phoney as a 3 dollar bill.
I used to be so in love with him. Now I’m not attracted to this at all. So sad.
First thing I had noticed was his orange tan, then the veins. Ew all around.
I agree with everyone. He’s actually not bad looking, but those veins don’t look so natural. This man is like 65 years old and he doesn’t look half bad for his age, but he shouldn’t be afraid to be… you know, 65! Dying his hair isn’t so terrible, but the fake tan is a big turn off, imo
At least when he goes to get blood drawn, he’s an easy stick!
Put a bag over his head, make him keep his sleeves rolled down, I’d still totally do him…
Can anyone say, “spraytan”????
With a few more years of hgh, his peen & berries will be the size of Chyna’s. Is it wrong that this pic totally made me want crispy duck?