I swear, I see pictures like this and wonder why in the world I dread bikini shopping.
This has got to be the world’s flattest assular area. And if it’s not, I hope to hell whoever POSSESSES the world’s flattest assular area refrains from ever dressing like this ever.



Please tell me at what event this attire is acceptable? And I’m on vacation… in a one piece. Clearly, I have less confidence. (But a better looking butt if I say so myself.)
That looks like that aftermath of a landslide.
GEG: we’ll be the judge of that, post picture.
Butt ugly!
What an odd assular angle. It’s like /
I bet this gal sits on her assular region a LOT, which results in gaining excess fat in an odd shape. I have seen some like that, but in much *ahem* larger dimensions, and it’s very disconcerting to see. The hips actually are pointed! It’s like they grew fat, gravity worked, and they melted into a Jabba the Hut form, but that stayed in place when they stood up, leaving a flat and oddly shaped rear.
Thank you Jesus for letting this picture be of the back, and not the front!
Is she wearing candy necklaces??
If she got an all over tattoo on her butt, you wouldn’t notice the cellulite or the odd angle.
It’s like she’s leaning up against a pane of glass.
where is she that this is ‘appropriate’ attire to wear outdoors?