I guarantee you this is her facebook profile picture.
Why does she think we WANT to see the pooch? I can’t tell from here if that’s a belly button piercing or just a reeeeeeally dirty belly button. In which case eeew.
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does she have mumps?
either that or she is attempting to store enough acorns in her cheeks to last through two entire winters.
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!
Hey look! Holmes sent in a picture of himself!
Its so confusing.. small pooch and then HUGE ASS FACE.
She needs to lose some weight, dye her hair, put on some make-up, and for crying out loud spit whatever the hell is in her mouth out.
oh my gosh. it’s renee zellweger, isn’t it?? RENEE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU??!!
Why is it that landbeasts think they look sexy in Playboy shirts?
“I make you an offa you can’t refusa”
Oh gross!! What’s WRONG with her cheeks??!!
Okay, she’s a little on the larger side, but I wouldn’t call her a landbeast. Sure, she also shouldn’t be showing off her stomach, but she is NOT anywhere near as obese as most landbeasts on this site are.
Her cheeks look like a medical condition, since they do not match the rest of her body. Probably an allergic reaction she hasn’t taken care of, or something with her thyroid.
She’s a woman that isn’t stick thin, and without rolls swallowing other rolls. I don’t find this disgusting, just a little too brazen.
Agree Megan. Her cheeks could be the result of taking steroids for a medical condition…often called “moon face”.
i know this is an old post but this is worth a shot….I am a sexy, fit 21 year old woman. i workout a lot with cardio, yoga, pilates, biking, and weight lifting. I do it all. My only problem is that I have a pooch belly that resembles this picture. I hate it and no amount of exercise seems to make it go away. Even when I was anorexic and 89 pounds I had this. How do I get rid of it…. please help I HATE it.
thanx
Avid reader Buckeye Bob and I might have suggestions, but we hate to dispense medical advice without at least seeing pictures ; )
Seriously, if you had this “pooch” at 89 pounds and you are otherwise fit now, it may take a nip and tuck and/or lipo to eliminate it. Have you considered a consult with a cosmetic surgeon?