Not. Sexy.

I guarantee you this is her facebook profile picture.

Why does she think we WANT to see the pooch?  I can’t tell from here if that’s a belly button piercing or just a reeeeeeally dirty belly button.   In which case eeew.

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14 Responses to “Not. Sexy.”


  1. 1 Dave

    does she have mumps?

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  2. 2 mikey

    either that or she is attempting to store enough acorns in her cheeks to last through two entire winters.

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  3. 3 sunnyAZ

    EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!

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  4. 4 Zachary

    Hey look! Holmes sent in a picture of himself!

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  5. 5 LimeRockstars

    Its so confusing.. small pooch and then HUGE ASS FACE.

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  6. 6 Buckeye Bob

    She needs to lose some weight, dye her hair, put on some make-up, and for crying out loud spit whatever the hell is in her mouth out.

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  7. 7 Dave

    oh my gosh. it’s renee zellweger, isn’t it?? RENEE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU??!!

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  8. 8 Punky

    Why is it that landbeasts think they look sexy in Playboy shirts?

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  9. 9 Anonymous

    “I make you an offa you can’t refusa”

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  10. 10 Tina

    Oh gross!! What’s WRONG with her cheeks??!!

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  11. 11 Megan

    Okay, she’s a little on the larger side, but I wouldn’t call her a landbeast. Sure, she also shouldn’t be showing off her stomach, but she is NOT anywhere near as obese as most landbeasts on this site are.

    Her cheeks look like a medical condition, since they do not match the rest of her body. Probably an allergic reaction she hasn’t taken care of, or something with her thyroid.

    She’s a woman that isn’t stick thin, and without rolls swallowing other rolls. I don’t find this disgusting, just a little too brazen.

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  12. 12 Tammy

    Agree Megan. Her cheeks could be the result of taking steroids for a medical condition…often called “moon face”.

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  13. 13 kim

    i know this is an old post but this is worth a shot….I am a sexy, fit 21 year old woman. i workout a lot with cardio, yoga, pilates, biking, and weight lifting. I do it all. My only problem is that I have a pooch belly that resembles this picture. I hate it and no amount of exercise seems to make it go away. Even when I was anorexic and 89 pounds I had this. How do I get rid of it…. please help I HATE it.
    thanx

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  14. 14 mikey

    Avid reader Buckeye Bob and I might have suggestions, but we hate to dispense medical advice without at least seeing pictures ; )

    Seriously, if you had this “pooch” at 89 pounds and you are otherwise fit now, it may take a nip and tuck and/or lipo to eliminate it. Have you considered a consult with a cosmetic surgeon?

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