According to this, he got married yesterday.
TO A WOMAN.
The same woman, in fact, who appears below:
That’s his long time GIRLFRIEND, Ayda Field. Now his wife. With whom he’ll likely have babies. And continue to NOT BE GAY.
If I weren’t already married to the hottest man alive, I’d be mourning right now. Instead, I’m happy for Robbie, and hopeful that his new marriage will inspire him to write lots of awesome songs and then tour. In Indianapolis. At my house.
But not in your bedroom, because he’s still gay and she’s an obvious cover-up gold-digger.
I’m just kidding. I don’t care if he’s gay or straight and I really don’t think it’s my business…especially since I don’t like him much. Whatever.
I knew this post was coming…..
She’s a prop….just like the plant behind her in the picture (only better compensated).
So your saying Robbie likes to play both sides?
Just because you’re married, doesn’t mean you’re not gay.
That is all.
Three pictures and all at the same time! That all you got? A big world star and all the paparazzi everywhere and these are the only photos of him and a female to be found. OK then.
Those photos were taken during his “girl curious” phase…
Looks like it stuck then, seeing as how he MARRIED one.
Mock, I find your evidence to be compelling and undeniable. I mean, c’mon guys, Elton John, Rock Hudson and Robert Reid (Mike Brady) were all married, and none of them are gay, right?
On an unrelated note, stop me if you’ve heard this one- Tom Cruise, Richard Gere and Kenny Chesney all walk into a pet shop to pick up some gerbils….
The Captain…
Loyal Defender of Daisy, Dandelion and Clan Mock
Dang it! Captain you need to post spew alerts!!!!
Elton John, Rock Hudson, and Robert Reid were all married before it was as socially acceptable to be gay as it is now. Totally different.
Tom, Richard and Kenny – they’re just all really metro. I don’t think they’re gay. Although I’m iffy on Kenny because he was married to Renee Zellweger. That alone supports the gay theory on him.
HOWEVER, here’s what you guys are forgetting. If Robbie Williams were gay, he would have no problem just being gay and loud about it. He’s about the least self-conscious person ever. Which is why he’s clearly not gay.
The end.
Captain and Mikey – I totally laughed till I cried!
In Old Before I Die, he sings: “Am I straight or gay”, while in Kids, the lyrics say: “Press be asking do I care for sodomy, I don’t know, yeah, probably”.
His former bandmate Howard Donald said in a recent documentary: “Robbie just doesn’t know what he is. It wouldn’t surprise me if he was bisexual.”
He admitted that naked pictures taken of him and onetime flame Rachel Hunter were a publicity stunt.
The man who briefly managed him after he left the band, Kevin Kinsella, has also gone on record to say he believes Williams is gay.
-Whatever he is, “Straight as an Arrow” is not an accurate depiction of Robbie Williams.
Are we sure his wife is a “woman?”
Mikey – why do you hate me? Why?
LOL…..Oh, I love you Mock. What I hate is you being led astray by that omni-sexual Robbie who’s masquerading straight-up girl lover.
AS A straight-up girl lover….
anyway, what else do we have to tease you about that sends you immediately to the keyboard?
I’d also like to point out that Ricky Martin dated what’s-her-name (oh WHAT is her name?) forever before he disappeared, only to emerge with two small children and a coming-out announcement.
I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever believe that he’s anything other than a girl-lover who MAY have experimented with men during his DRUG USING DAYS, and that’s it.
The first, sweet and tender and totally hot photo from just after their wedding has emerged:
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The trio of pics: that is totally Rachael whats-her-face that was married to Rod Stewart, right? HUNTER–Rachael Hunter.
Sharyn – yes. And she was one of the guests at his wedding.
“who MAY have experimented with men during his DRUG USING DAYS”
Sorry Mock. The rule is, you perform fellatio once you’re a poet, twice you’re a homo…
The Captain…
Loyal Defender of Daisy, Dandelion and Clan Mock