They are an INSANELY beautiful couple. Ridiculous. I would kill for her hair. And I’m officially irritated that this magazine is not available for purchase in the US. That I know of.
Excerpt from the article: “An excitable Robbie couldn’t contain his pride as he saw his beautiful bride for the first time, explaining that ‘Ayda looked like the most beautiful girl in the world. The setting was so magical, and to be surrounded by family and close friends and then see Ayda appear looking so radiant was almost too much for me to take… I’m the happiest man alive‘”.
Awww. Doesn’t he sound so sweet, so romantic, so heterosexual?
LOVE.
However the real version of the magazine is shown below.
[img]http://www.themockdock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/robbie wedding.JPG[/img]
I love the bride’s hand on the assular area of her groom. I’m on Team Mock and wish them many happy years of heterohappiness..
That hand on the assular area is a “blocking tactic” that she will have to employ on a constant basis……
Holy crap Mikey – I’m laughing so hard!! Mock, you can buy her hair at your local salon. I’m sure it’s extensions. Bob, I love the little remark on the bottom right of the magazine! His hair bothers me. It’s too metro (see Mock, I didn’t say gay!). A guy should not have more hair product than his girlfriend, or in this case his “wife.” All mocking aside, I hope they’re happy.
Bob, somehow I missed that cover. I did see this one at the newstand…
WHY WHY WHY did I ever turn on the picture comment feature?
Elton John once married a woman too. Just saying, Mock…
sorry…just saw that was covered duly in your other posts on subject. Didn’t mean to naggggggg.
I think his second wedding will be to Derek Jeter.
Instead of the title “Hello!”, it should read “Hello?”, as in ‘Hello? Isn’t it obvious that she is my beard?”. JK, Mock. They’re a very cute couple and I’m sorry that I ever doubted his manliness. MmmHmm.
I accidentally have a Robbie Williams song on my iPod. I say accidentally because it’s a Mark Ronson song as performed by Robbie Williams.
Note to self…
Install directorevil to the title of “New Favorite Person EVER”
The Captain…
Loyal Defender of Daisy, Dandelion and Clan Mock
News just broke that flight attendant Steven Slater (read: awesomeness) was also married to a woman at one point in time. When asked why they divorced, she is quoted saying “because we were very young — like kids, really. Now I think I know better than that.”
I wonder what Ayda Field will say is their reason…
Okay, just kidding Mock! I really have no opinion on him one way or the other. He is a fairly easy target, though.