I think I’ve made it patently clear how much I loathe Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Simply do a search on this site on either of their names, and you’ll find tons of previous entries about how positively nauseating they both are. I hated them before they were together, while they were together, and I hate them now that they’re apart. In fact, I can’t think of a better bi-partisan issue for Congress to focus on than figuring out a way to remove both of those clowns from this country forever. Mars isn’t far away enough.
ANYWAY, according to this, Heidi is super upset with Spencer because he has plans to write a tell-all book about her. Well, as super upset as someone can be when they no longer have the ability to use Actual Facial Expressions.
Here’s what I find hilarious about this. First of all, this assumes that Spencer Pratt can write, which is absurd. I doubt the guy can even spell the word “douchebag” despite how much of one he is. Secondly, there is nothing left to tell about Heidi Montag, considering that she reports basically everything she ever does EVER to the press. We’re talking about the most publicity-hungry couple in the history of the world here.
But just for old times’ sake, here’s my all-time favorite photo of Heidi, taken back in the day when she still had use of her face:
Apparently no one ever told her she is ugly when she cries.
Bet it is worse with all of the plastic surgery.
The world is about to see a whole lot more of Speidi: Spencer Pratt is reportedly shopping a sex tape of himself and his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Heidi Montag.
“I just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag,” Vivid Entertainment executive Steven Hirsch told TMZ. “We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal.” (Vivid is the same company that distributed Kendra Wilkinson and Kim Kardashian’s sex tapes.) According to a friend of Spencer’s, the alleged tape “makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur.”