…that as far as mugshots go, this one’s pretty awesome:
In case you hadn’t heard, Paris Hilton was arrested last night for cocaine possession. She hired a big fancy lawyer and sprung out of jail without bond, and says the purse the cocaine was in isn’t hers.
Isn’t this like the third time that’s happened in the past couple of months?
Anyway, her mugshot is actually really pretty. Since this is her third one, she’s had some practice.
Not my purse officer…….right!!!!!!!
If you are a no talent celebrity, don’t you have to get arrested occasionally in order to remain a celebrity. That or leak a porn video, and Paris has already used all of those tokens….
Her publicist probably put it on her calendar: Last week of August/ Get arrested for something, and look your best doing it.
And they were out later because she spent the night in the Wynn while I’m pretty sure he spent the night in the Hilton.
So let’s see … at the World Cup, her friend took the fall, saying the weed was hers, not Paris’s … in Spain, someone else took the blame. Now, she’s claiming it was someone else’s purse.
So basically she’s claiming she’s clean but all her friends and acquaintances use drugs? That’s so believable.
I really hope they throw the book at her.
Pretty…for a horse faced girl that is.
B.E.: I don’t think there are too many men who would throw her out of bed for whinnying.
It’s like she’s kind of happy to see the cops again. ‘Aw, you guys… what’s been up? I missed you! – Yeah, I know, this is sooo dumb, like… it’s not even my purse, you know? This is getting like… old. Whatever’
I’m late to the show, I know, but what is up with her left eye? Am I the only one who sees that her left eye is whack?