With the tips of his ears. He will cut you with the tips of his ears, and then pass out from the exhaustion of holding up that giant, heavy plastic knife.
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This guy could stroll in to the Mustang Ranch with a roll of 100′s and not get laid.
I’m sure his parents have already came to the conclusion he will be forever in their basement.
I see men all the time that should be wearing those ears.
i see the “Elf Lord” has arrived.
GO BACK! GO BACK!!
Looks like Frodo has an eating disorder.
I have no words… this is just too bizarre.
He could pass for a male model if it weren’t for the, you know, elf outfit.
Why do I think his next words will be “It puts the lotion on its skin …”?