Paris Hilton Is Still Really Really Dumb

Hey – you know how Paris Hilton is trying to claim that the purse she got busted with the other night, which had cocaine in it, wasn’t hers?

Well, apparently it was the same purse which she took a picture of several weeks ago and tweeted that she was all excited to have just purchased:

Oops.

But you know what?  None of that really matters because LOOK AT HER THUMB.  That is one of the oddest looking thumbs I have ever seen. It’s like a giant apostrophe.

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7 Responses to “Paris Hilton Is Still Really Really Dumb”


  1. 1 WakeUp

    My hubby has thumbs like that… it’s like they are double jointed… apparently it is indicative of a very generous personality… Now I can’t vouch for Paris, who knows… maybe she was planning to share the coke with her boyfriend… but I can say that my hubby is quite the charitable type and a real sucker for puppy dog eyes ;)

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  2. 2 zippy

    I would have said her thumb looks like a giant comma, but I like apostrophe better, because apostrophes indicate possession.

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  3. 3 Brenda from IL

    Her thumb condition is called “Hitchhiker’s Thumb” which is genetic. I’m the proud owner of such thumbs and love them. Paris, on the other hand, is an idiot.

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  4. 4 Buckeye Bob

    Isn’t that a Cocaine Chanel Purse?

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  5. 5 Sharyn

    BBob, and once again your fashion savvy is just amazing.

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  6. 6 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    I also have the Hitchhiker’s Thumb.

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  7. 7 Sunshyndrmr

    I have it too

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