An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this photo, which is of a new product called the Doggie Love Doll. Horrifyingly, it is described as follows:
“The doll’s body comes in three sizes small, medium and large. The product also comes with a tube of water-based intimate lubricant, to increase the useful life of the doll.”
I don’t even wanna KNOW what the instructions that come with this canine sex toy say about how to apply the “intimate lubricant.”
This should be marketed as “Fido’s F#ck Buddy”
Hey, If it gets him off of your leg!
Here’s one for dogs that prefer the old fashioned leg.
Why do you think that’s designed for dogs?
Maybe dog breeders use it? Just throwing that out there. And Victor, I actually laughed out loud!!!