The Mock Dock

Apologies to those of you out there who have tattoos, but I do not like them. If you have one, and you like it, that is fantastic for you. But I do not like them. And because of how much I dislike them, this video totally cracks me up.

I love how the tattoo-giving guy is finally so fed up with her that he is like, “Sit down and shut up already.” You know you’re a loser when you get yelled at by a tattoo-giving guy.

Did you guys see the video that went viral several weeks ago with the woman describing a robbery? This one?

Remember how COMPLETELY AWESOME PEOPLE took Antoine Dodson’s account of his sister’s break-in and auto-tuned it and now Antoine Dodson is like, totally famous? Well, totally awesome people did the same thing to the backing-up lady. BEHOLD:

This is the kind of stuff that makes me love love love love people. LOVE.

You know.

…I might have requested a subscription.  Because WHO DOESN’T LOVE a man in a belted sweater?

Don’t you just wonder how exactly this chick discovered her special talent?

Today, Bunny left an autumn gift on her boss’ desk. And what I love about the place we work is that this boss, one of the higher-up muckety-mucks, will totally love it for the same juvenile reason that Bunny loves it.

How much do you love the word “gourd?” That is a kickass word.

Is she pregnant? I thought I heard recently she was pregnant. If she IS, she’s apparently carrying her spawn basically from the top of her ribcage down to about mid-thigh.

If she’s not pregnant, then…she’s well-fed.

LOOK at all of the people who rush to her aid. THAT is a posse, my friends. If I fell, there would be some random passers-by pointing and laughing, and that’s it.

I need a posse.

That’s always a good combination, if you ask me.

Apparently, he doesn’t take too kindly to being yelled at about using the services of prostitutes. I hope he’s angry because he really doesn’t use the services of prostitutes. He has VICTORIA, for crying out loud. That would be like VICTORIA using the services of prostitutes. Totally a downgrade.

BEHOLD: From Ok GO, the same guys who brought you that kickass treadmill video, comes their newest. Treadmills and paint have been replaced with dogs, because that’s way more complicated and awesome.

LOVE.

…an opossum is not on the list.

Did you guys see the opossum appearance on Hoarders the week before last?   EPIC.