An alert and astute mockdocker sent me a link to an awesome product:
It’s a SCREWNICORN, you guys. And what’s awesome is that the site which sells it fully admits to only selling it because of its kickass name. Obviously, I need to be friends with the people who run that site. They call it Vat19, and they have a whole page dedicated to why they’re so awesome. I want to buy a crapload of stuff from them, just because their website amuses me so much.
BEHOLD: The Screwnicorn promotional video:
I NEED TO BE FRIENDS WITH THOSE BOYS.
Oh yeah, love it!
Answer —- SCREWNICORN
Question— What do young folks do to pass the time on the farm?
Bob – Holy crap I can’t stop laughing! It’s like a Jeff Foxworthy redneck definition!
Thanks for the shout-out – we’ll be your friends! We just had to be real with this item. Let’s be honest, it looks like it belongs in the gift shop at Neverland Ranch. But the name is so awesome and fun to say, we could not pass it up.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! VAT19 is in the house!!!
I love you, Vat 19, and your kickass hilarious site.