And in today’s nonsense, I bring you these nauseating tweets:
Actually, Ashley, what we saw was his team short-fuel his car, him finish in 12th, and drive exactly as “special”-y as the other 32 drivers out there. He’s a good driver – no question – but please. Let’s not bestow sainthood on him or anything. He drives for the best team in the series which provides him the best equipment. IMS didn’t “withhold the win” from him. He just didn’t win. Period.
Moving on.
Lemme guess. “Dear Diary – Today’s narrative with which I have been entrusted involves the gift of my own recovery, which by the grace of the God of my understanding, I am empowered with coping strategies with which to provide self-care, and remain emotionally sober. My reality, with which I make meaning, has allowed me to let go of the outcome and be my own personal authority. PS. The parking spot in Dario’s heart for me is huge.”
Sooooooooooooo typical. What “took her breath away” made me furious. She finds poignancy and truth in that statement, and genuinely believes that it’s some rich person’s personal fault that there’s someone starving in the world, whereas I just see someone who blames their own misfortune on others.
HATE.
Well, that’s nuthin’. In MY village I once heard a tired man say “My weariness can be traced to someone who has dozed all morning somewhere.”
She is so damn full of herself; she makes me gag!
Maybe her stupidity can be traced to the fact that Mock has an overabundance.
I’m sorry that I’ve just now found this site. I’m thrilled to find someone else in the world that can’t stand Ashley Judd. I actually LIVE in Kentucky and am happy to report that people here don’t give a rats a** about her or her supposed ‘love’ for the state. The only time I’ve seen her picture is when I renew my driver’s license. There’s a huge cardboard cutout of her with a speech bubble reminding me to sign up to be an organ donor. How long has it been since she’s actually had a KY license?
Louieblue – welcome home. You are safe here.
RoP – are you saying I have an overabundance of stupidity?
An overabundance of intelligence. I typed that a few different times before I sent it and left out a key word in the re-write. Oops!
Twitter: The ultimate enabler for the pathologically self indulged (poster child: Ashley Judd)
So, did she MEDIATE in bed? If so, WHAT did she mediate? Or, did she meditate in bed? Just askin’.
ER, you beat me to it! I wanted to ask what pressing issue she needed to mediate in bed … on second thought, I don’t want to know.
Regarding the quote: I believe that “somebody” who ate abundantly was probably Ashley’s sister, Whine-ona.
Right on, Hatchetwoman
ER & Hatchetwoman, I officially love you both.
Somewhere, in a village, is a person with low to moderate self importance.
@Just Sayin’ – TOTALLY cracking up at your comment. LOVE.
I found this page by googling “Ashley Judd is annoying”. I was literally compelled to do so A COUPLE OF DAYS after hearing her interviewed at a Kentucky basketball game.
She is one of the few people I have seen in my life that not only has to be seen as smart when she speaks, she’d also like to shove it up your pooper. Even most intellectuals will just have a snide little smirk behind their comments, but her, she needs to get a clue. It’s ugly.
Jeremy – I too found this page by typing “Ashley Judd is annoying.” Oh My effing God is she annoying. I have been watching “Missing” and committing the politically incorrect sin of being curious about why her face is puffy. Googled her name, and came upon her rambling “I know big words and I have important things to say” essay about people being obsessed with her puffy face. Wow, that must be some sinus infection that she has to take steroids for two years. But I digress.
As for her role in “Missing” – she does two things really well – act very serious, and cry. She has made a very lucrative living out of playing those two notes in every part she has ever played. Gotta say, she really does cry well. I think she gets a lot of practice in her real life – probably in front of a mirror. And, going to Africa and feeling all the poor folks’ pain.
It’s so funny to see her speaking French and German in “Missing” – I snap out of my involvement in the story each time she does, and think “I bet she’s sitting at home right now watching this thinking how everybody must be impressed by how good her accent is.”
I look at her mom and her sister and I think, now those two look like really fun BROADS who would be fun to hang out with. Hanging out with Ashley Judd? Would be like having a root canal. She’s always so serious, so tightly wound, so self-righteous – and she absolutely loves the sound of her own voice, and thinks she’s this great brain, when in fact the way she phrases her thoughts is clunky, rambling, and overloaded with big words.
You should read the reviews of her book on amazon.com (read the one-star reviews, they’re spot on). She says she decided not to have kids because it would be selfish to pour resources into her own biological children. By inference, she’s calling people who have biological children selfish! And of course, she doesn’t say exactly why she and her hubby didn’t just freaking ADOPT if she’s got all this love to give and feels so sorry for kids in the Congo.
Damn, I sound bitchy.