The Mock Dock

An alert and astute mockdocker sent this to me earlier today, apologizing all over himself for subjecting me to it because of how much eye bleach it requires post-watching, but I kind of loved it just because of how staged and ridiculous it is.

Even though there’s an unfortunately unforgettable crotch-shot.

So see – I felt it would hurt the feelings of the alert and astute mockdocker who sent it if I didn’t post it for you all. So it’s not my fault.

I love this dog SO MUCH. He does not appreciate having his slow jam interrupted.

…when you need to just embrace your baldness, own it, and stop trying to pretend ANY kind of combover is acceptable. Least of all this kind.

Rebecca Black is Eva Cassidy compared to this chick. If you can watch more than 45 seconds of this without your ears starting to bleed, you’re basically a superhero.

I swear, if a senior flash mob like this broke out in front of me, I would collapse into sobs in an instant. This level of cuteness is LETHAL.

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I wouldn’t even WALK on that thing, let alone take a bike through it.

Buckeye Bob – I think you should product test this, and report back.

It’s Uggs and Crocs together, mixed with toe shoes.

It’s the stuff of nightmares, really.  Daisy may not be able to sleep after seeing this.

He’s kinda mad about it, but still.