There’s naughty language in this, so it’s after the jump. But it PERFECTLY SUMMARIZES why Chris Brown is a no good, low-life, worthless human being, and why I experience vast amounts of self-loathing whenever I accidentally enjoy one of his songs.
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Then there were the girls who tweeted things like, “Chris Brown is SO hot! I would let him beat me!” UGH! I mean, really? Thankfully I have never been punched in the face by anyone, but I imagine it to be a painful experience, both physically and emotionally. Especially if it was done by a significant other, or someone who I thought truly cared about me. I don’t know what is wrong with some people…have some self respect and common sense!
A pathetic excuse for a man.
Total dorkbucket nerdsack douche canoe.
Douchebag. Epic fail, Grammys.
He is pathetic. And a big baby.
@ ROP, my new favorite word…
“douche canoe”.
love it!!
He IS a big baby. I see lots of temper tantrums and asshole-edness in his future. Unfortunately, teenaged girls ARE stupid and will continue to provide him with a fan base. I remember the scandal when a local rock station offered free tickets to see Van Halen back in the ’80s. “I’d cut off my breasts and give them to Van Halen” was one of the more frequent, disturbing answers. I remember being in my late teens or early twenties at the time and thinking, “What the HELL would they want with bloody, dead breasts?” Of course, I probably should have been aghast at what the girls had written, but I went to an all-girls’ school — I knew how stupid they were.
Angry black man syndrome?