your body forms a new ass where your gut used to reside.
Author Archive for Gabone
As seen in the pic, Greg Oden is taking shots with cool guys douche bags in tight red shirts from high school. See more awesome party pics after the jump…
Continue reading ‘Move over Chris Henry’
Lets start this post out with some quotes from this article.
“As a doctor gingerly pulls out the 6-inch long canister from the male patient’s rectum, someone shouts, “Baby out!” amid loud cheers.”
“The doctor then removes the canister cap and sprays the contents toward the crowd of nurses and doctors viewing the procedure.”
“The 39-year-old patient received surgery on Jan. 3, three days after a New Year’s drinking spree and a “one-night stand” with a male partner, Ceniza, the lawyer, told the AP.”
“He said his client was too drunk to remember how the body spray canister ended up in his body.”
If that situation wasn’t already a good kick in the junk or should I say “can in the ass”, someone filmed the procedure and posted it on youtube. It has since been removed.
Since Holmes is out today working on his calf muscles, I will step in to write a letter to Hulk Hogan.
Let me tell you this brother, when I was young, you told me to eat my vitamins, say my prayers, and believe in myself.
I have since dropped you as a role model.
If I had not taken this action, I would be taking steroids, cheating on my wife, and wearing a fanny pack. Brother.
Sincerely,
Gabone
Reporter Owned By Sled - Watch more free videos
“That was a bad idea.”
This guy is a true professional. I love how he is owned by the sled, does a full flip, then has the composure to sign off on the report before collapsing in the snow.
No comment.
This ad is just wrong. I am sure a company is going to flip it and say “Your dad wasn’t your mom’s first”. At what point does the corrupted individual in the ad agency stand up and say, “I got it! Lets promote our product by talking about parent sex.”
That was good to say, after years of crap. It probably helped that Tina Fey was back.
Mike Huckabee showed up to explain why he is still campaigning. This will probably be pulled from youtube soon because NBC hates people watching their content. Watch the video after the jump… Continue reading ‘SNL was actually funny’
I was going to do some photoshop work and put everyone’s favorite couple, spencenheidi on it, but I am lazy. I just made that name up, I know, it sucks…but they suck, so it fits.
Anyway, the shirts make the guy’s neck look like a vagina, hmmmm, ok Gabone, whatever you say.
Recent Comments