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SNL was actually funny

That was good to say, after years of crap. It probably helped that Tina Fey was back.

Mike Huckabee showed up to explain why he is still campaigning. This will probably be pulled from youtube soon because NBC hates people watching their content. Watch the video after the jump… Continue reading ‘SNL was actually funny’

Ma, Where’s the Protein?

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I was going to do some photoshop work and put everyone’s favorite couple, spencenheidi on it, but I am lazy. I just made that name up, I know, it sucks…but they suck, so it fits.

Anyway, the shirts make the guy’s neck look like a vagina, hmmmm, ok Gabone, whatever you say.

Britney, Jon Lajoie will marry you

….as long as he doesn’t have to sign a pre-nup.

- Jon Lajoie

Tyra - Squashing and Vaseline

Well, vaseline doesn’t have anything to do with this story, but Mockarena did let us know that Tyra likes vaseline. As I listen to news reports about presidential candidates taking turns appearing on the Tyra Banks show, I was made aware of this video from her show.

Sorry for the sexy shitty ass video, but this was obviously put on youtube by the lady that was doing the squashing. Tyra will have an update on this guy when he dies of internal bleeding.

Yeah this collar’s popped, cause I’m the f’n man and everyone should know it

Step 1: Watch this video

Step 2: Watch this video for a little Asian flavor - it is rated “Reary Reary Funny”

“Lets go Dutch”


This awesome exercise film is about to sweep the nation. Thanks to withleather for bringing it to light.

WTF

This may be the most messed up video I have seen on the interwebs. Do not watch under the influence of any hallucinogens, well ok…go ahead.

Happy viewing!

Britney Spears Attends Rockies Playoff Game

Well, it seemed like something Britney could accomplish. She is probably reading this pissed that she didn’t think of the trashy act first.

Anyways, I would be pleased if I was sitting next to this girl as she dumped 2 gallons of piss right at my feet. I would be especially pleased if I was in the rows in front of her so I could enjoy standing in the piss as it drained down the stands. If you enjoy standing in piss at the ballpark, urine luck.

Girlfriend finds porn, kills boyfriend

Wow, not sure what to write here.

Well, first off, what is he doing storing porn on cd’s. Everyone knows that DVDs hold almost 7 times more. OK, I got that out of the way.

Second, lets go to the easy joke. If I was dating the person pictured above, I would have shot myself.

Third, she looks like Mike Tyson with a wig after he lost a fight.

Read the mess here.

“I’ll buy you a parakeet”

This video has made its rounds on the interwebs, but here it is for those that haven’t seen it.