This video has made its rounds on the interwebs, but here it is for those that haven’t seen it.
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The US army has a new secret weapon, a device that shoots a beam and inflicts pain on people in the laser’s path. The best part is that it does not leave a mark on the victims.
“This machine has the ability to inflict limitless, unbearable pain. What makes it OK, says Raytheon, is that the pain stops as soon as you are out of the beam or the machine is turned off.”
I can see and hear protesters now once the police get their hands on this device (coming to youtube soon). Recent Taser abuse proves the police will handle this new weapon responsibly.
While I was drinking an unhealthy amount today, I managed to actually catch the number “24″ on the back of a pair of crocs. For the love of god, if wearing crocs was not bad enough for man in his 40’s, please do not incorporate nascar into this trend. Also, please do not wear the same shoes as your 4 year old nephew. I say nephew because if you are wearing crocs at age 45, you probably never got laid anyway.
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There is nothing that I can type in this space that will be remotely as funny as these soundclips. Chris Hansen has the funniest show on television right now….hands down.
If you are like us, you cannot wait for The Office to return. Currently, it seems Big Brother and CSI are the only shows that are on TV. This leaves me to watch Mr. Ed on Nickelodeon.
The Office returns September 27th.
Keeping up with the STD tag theme, the folks over at Holy Candy have put together the Derek Jeter Herpes Tree. The theory is that Jeter gave Jessica Alba the herp while dating. Out of this tree, I see the majority of young Hollywood. The interesting thing about the chart is that Robbie Williams is no where to be found, oh thats right, he doesn’t like girls.
I have more to write, but I need to go buy some stock in the company that makes Valtrax immediately.
Former “Big Brother” star and owner of popular Hollywood bars Dolce, Les Deux, Belle, you know, the ones you see on “The Hills” and read about all the celebrities going to, woke up with a little problem on his Johnson. He did what anyone would do, he called his friend, who is on a doctor on a nationally televised cable tv show, to have his STD diagnosed.
Also, you know you are addicted to your blackberry when you check it while you are getting a genital wart removed.
Did anyone actually think a 30 year old tennis player would actually choose a 48 year old to date/marry? No offense to our older audience, but there is probably some wear and tear to the under carriage at age 48. If your glass is half full, it just means she is well experienced (you know, like those used experienced golf balls they have at pro shops).
Speaking of which, the aged dame appeared in playboy in the past, this explains her hotness at 48. After the jump, we will take a look at her impressive resume.
Some folks over at “The Top Socialite” have taken a stab at compiling the top ten scenes from “The Office”. Although the order is debatable, they have put together quite a list.
From the Chicago Tribune, this guy is getting ready to run in a track meet of some kind. At what point, do you shave to improve your time? Olympic trials? Do you shampoo your whole body? There are hundred, if not thousands, of questions to be asked here.
Also, does this beard/eyebrow combo deal have a name? I have never seen this pulled off, I look forward to your suggestions in the comments.
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