So last night the Spears reunited and took Brit out to dinner, just like any other normal family. Brit looks positively thrilled. And what is up with Dad’s totally arbitrary bald spot?
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Since we’re too poor here at the Mock Dock to buy a Hawaii Chair to test on our own, Ellen Degeneres has done the legwork for us! Or shall I say abwork? Or armwork? Watch and be the judge. Pee-pants hilarious! God bless you, Ellen….
I give you…the Hawaii Chair. I swear I am not making this up. It is not a spoof. It is a real live actual product. I would TOTALLY put this thing through our MockDock Product Testing Department (aka Mockarena) if only we had a skillion jillion dollars to buy it.
I’ll tell you when. When your leg skin looks like leather pants, you’ve had enough. When your back looks like an elephant ear, you’ve had enough. When children are struck speechless, mouths agape, when standing in your general vicinity, you’ve had enough. The one thing to be thankful about is that this…this….beachgoer did not turn around for the photo. Ugh.
As mockdockers, you have a moral duty to visit this website. This girl is my new favorite person and a FANTASTIC artist. Enjoy, fellow McMockersons!!!!
It’s been awhile since I’ve posted….what better way to reintroduce myself than with this gem of a low-brow compilation. I defy you not to laugh at this.
Forget the Sha-Poopie Scooping Pooper Scooper…get a load of this thing. As if hot dogs weren’t already disgusting enough, let’s now associate them with hideous sea creatures with slimy tentacles and venomous ink. Yum! Full product info:
What can you say? Besides “nice teeth”, and “you’re a complete freakshow”.
I never cease to be amazed at the crap you can get on the market today. Case in point: the Sha-Poopie Pooper Scooping Scooper. I guess it’s not so much the product I find ridiculous, but rather the name. How did ANYONE on that marketing team keep a straight face?
Here are a few choice bits of the accompanying advertising literature:
“Sha-Poopie to the rescue!”
“Simply EXTEND, POSITION, RETRACT, and SNAP! that’s all there is to it!”
“You’ll love your SHA-POOPIE!”
A little overdone…but….HILARIOUS. Should be watched in conjunction with SNL’s “D%ck In A Box”.
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