Poor puppy. Katherine realllllly needs to give it up with doggies. Seriously. They hate her. See here. And here. And, it’s obvious that she is one of those women that put clothes and coats on their dog…word of wisdom…They HAVE a coat. Jerk.
Also, sorry to disappoint, but I must say that yes, I have heard that Mr. and Mrs. Heigl are adopting. And, no, I will not snark on this topic. I personally love anyone who adopts. Which is really confusing because of the LOATHING I have for the Heigler. So, I now have an internal struggle going on, and yes, I am in therapy.
Remember the 90′s band Ace of Base? Well, I just heard one of their songs on the radio, and the dude said they were making a new album. How convenient, thought I, since all of their songs are actually the exact same song with different words. Not true, you say?
Behold. Below are three…DIFFERENT…Ace of Base songs. Listen to each one (or as much of it as you can stand), and then pause the song and listen to another. And then another. THEN…press play on all three. I just did this, and it is so weird. They are the exact same.
How did we not notice this before? I swear that if the Mock Dock…or the Internet…was around back then…we would have gotten to the bottom of this.
Seriously. Well, it might as well be a made up amount. Some idiot is suing Bon Jovi for $400 BILLION dollars. Why, you ask? Well, Plagiarism of course. Not since the days of Queen/David Bowie versus Vanilla Ice has a plagiarism lawsuit been this ridiculous… or RiDONKulous.
Some idiot wants $100,000 PER CD SOLD because he says Jovi sampled some song used to promote John Kerry in 2004 in Jon’s song, “I love this town.”
Apparently no one told Dr. Evil that 400 Billion is a bit high to ask for. Doubt that those tight jeans above carry a wallet with that much cashola.
I would like to take this opportunity to say how much I am in love with Jon Bon Jovi. He’s yummy.
So I have been teasing Mock relentlessly about her political rants and her need to write non-lighthearted and funniless post which pour lighter fluid on the flame that is our differences. Well, it has come to this now. So inspired by her girl-crush Sarah Palin…Mock has decided to launch her own campaign. Look out DC. See here.
I swear to God – if this post causes people to argue in the comments…I will hunt you all down. Keep it fun or deal with my wrath.
Allllllllllright. So, we here at the Mock Dock – Holmesy, Bunnster, Gabonner, Mock-adoo (the Political One) and myself need costume ideas for this year’s office Halloween bash. Yes, it’s true…we all work at one of those wacky places that want people to dress up. I’m not making this up…the image above is what the majority of us wore last year. We were gigantic bananas…oh and one of us was a bottle of beer…betcha can’t guess who…
Anybody else sick and tired of politics and money crisises? Watch this and laugh…I dare you. I dare you to sit at your computer and not think about those two rich guys who will never personally affect your life… and laugh. Laugh at a stupid 80′s song that you never could understand the words to. Finally we have subtitles. Hooray!
Seriously. I’m forcing you. Lighten up. Have fun. Just for a minute or two.
I would like to think that if I was away and Katherine Heigl wore this hideous-ness of a dress, Mock would jump on it in my honor.
So, yeah, we’ve got a lot of things going on here. Orange face? Check. Crappy hair? Check. Attempt to look “ethnic”? Check. Stupid face and hand gesture while trying to make some irrelevant point about some topic that she has gained no personal knowledge or education? Oh yeah….check.
So my husband wants me to take self-defense classes. So I can defend myself. Obviously. Really, I’ve always assumed that a kick to the balls was the way to go, but apparently there is more to it. All I know is that if these guys are teaching a class, I’m in.
I know we’ve been all American-Idolly today, but I just read this and had to share. Simon was just questioned about Clay “I’m a homo” Aiken’s announcement. This was his response:
“Wow, that’s a shock. It’s like being told Santa Clause isn’t real – unbelievable.”
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