Britney Spears, who’s apparently vacationing in Costa Rica with Mel Gibson and his family (?) was spotted along with her belly at the beach.
If this is indeed a food baby and not a human baby, I have to give the girl mad self-confidence props for just letting it all hang out.
X17 caught Britney looking positively scrumptious yet again the other day. Seriously, what kind of mad geniuses ARE there on the styling team at How I Met Your Mother? How are they able to transform THIS into something palatable?
Anyway, her latest trick is to keep big giant purses in front of her belly, to ward off questions about a baby which at this point could have more to do with food than an actual fetus. Naturally though, it does nothing except CREATE questions about whether or not she’s with child.
Those tricky tricky celebrities. You just never know with them.
…please tell me that this is some sort of Ashton Kutcher prank, in which he has Britney wear a fake pregnant belly for a few weeks to completely freak out the media. Because if it’s not, then holy crap you guys - Britney is either totally pregnant, or so freakishly bloated that I would expect a Discovery Channel science show to be created around this phenomenon of a belly.
I don’t claim to have a six-pack, mind you, but this is NOT normal for a non-pregnant person. See also THIS:
And this:
This is Britney hanging out with Doogie Howser on the set of HIMYM, on which she’ll be guest starring again on the 12th. The fact that her hair doesn’t look greasy and extension-y, and that she’s wearing a pretty dress instead of stained short shorts and cowboy boots suggests that the stylists on the set are really exceptional. Like, REALLY exceptional.
Here’s a 12 second clip of Britney’s acting. Discuss.
You know, I’m starting to get really tired of Britney acting so normal. Where are the midnight rendezvous with random paparazzi? Where are the fast food and gas station runs? Plus, it’s been over a year since she shaved her head. GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH, Britney.
Anyway, here she is with her family at her sister’s baby shower. Britney looks like a linebacker in this photo. I’m pretty sure she’s only like 5′3, and I know she’s got heels on but holy crap her mom must be a dwarf.
Do you think Britney Spears owns clothing at this point which is NOT covered in unidentifiable stains?
Holy crap. First of all, Olivia Newton John’s daughter, Chloe Lattanzi, did not inherit her mother’s looks. In fact, somehow, in some freaky genetic mystery, she inherited the looks of a cross between Marilyn Manson and MacKenzie Phillips. Which, I don’t need to tell you, isn’t good news for Chloe.
Anyway, she was forced to sing Britney Spears’ Toxic on Rock the Cradle the other night. And the result, as you’ll see in the video, was an unmitigated disaster.
Do you want to hear the best most hilarious thing ever? Britney Spears has reportedly offered her support to Miley Cyrus in the wake of the whole Vanity Fair controversy. A source said, “Britney is all too aware of the pressures of being famous so young and of having to maintain the image of a role model. She has offered Miley her support and advice should she need it.”
Isn’t that hysterical? Britney wants to offer Miley advice about how to maintain the image of a role model and cope with the pressures of being famous so young. Soak that in, people. Allow the irony to just settle itself right into your conscience.
I don’t get it. This is the cover of the latest Star magazine proudly featuring Britney Spears’ “new bikini body” with a photo of Britney Spears looking EXACTLY THE SAME as she’s looked for months. Does anyone see a difference here? Anyone?
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