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	<title>The Mock Dock &#187; Britney</title>
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		<title>I Hope You Weren&#8217;t Planning On Sleeping Well Tonight&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2011/09/09/i-hope-you-werent-planning-on-sleeping-tonight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 00:31:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;because if you watch this, you will have nightmares. Guaranteed. I would try to give you a summary of what you&#8217;re about to see before you watch it, but I have no words to describe it.]]></description>
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		<title>Even Britney Spears Isn&#8217;t Spared From Hideous Bridesmaid Dresses</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2011 18:56:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think it&#8217;s a rule of life that at some point, if you&#8217;re a girl, you&#8217;re going to wear a hideous bridesmaid dress.  It&#8217;s just inevitable. EVEN FOR BRITNEY SPEARS, who was a bridesmaid in her assistant&#8217;s wedding. No one is safe.  If you have horrid bridesmaid dress experience, please share in the comments.  And [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>Obviously, I&#8217;m Unavailable This Evening</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/09/28/obviously-im-unavailable-this-evening/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2010 23:56:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Britney]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because HELLO: It&#8217;s Glee. Plus Britney. GLITNEY. I&#8217;ll catch you guys afterwords.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>Another Trip Down Memory Lane</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/26/another-trip-down-memory-lane/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/26/another-trip-down-memory-lane/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Britney]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hey &#8211; remember when Daisy, Leroy and I went to Chicago to see Britney Spears in concert? I was doing a little reminiscing this weekend, and came across this video gem. We wore pink wigs, if you recall, because we wanted to represent Britney during her crazy phase. And this video clip is of Daisy [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>OMG BRITNEY&#8217;S HAIR</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/21/omg-britneys-hair/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/21/omg-britneys-hair/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[extensions]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What does this even MEAN?  I mean, this waaaay beyond just having crappy extensions.  I have stared at this for 5 straight minutes and have NO IDEA what&#8217;s going on with her scalp. Thoughts?]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>You Know What I&#8217;m Grateful For?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/02/you-know-what-im-grateful-for/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/02/you-know-what-im-grateful-for/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 19:28:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Britney]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m grateful that as a non-famous person, I can go outside and in public and not have to worry that some random photographer is going to take a picture of me looking like the haggiest hag in hagville.   I mean seriously, that kind of fame would suck.  And you have no idea how often I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>FINALLY</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/06/29/finally-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/06/29/finally-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:41:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[kohls]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ohthankgod. The Britney Spears clothing line is coming out. And her jeans are really really cool, you guys, because they&#8217;re faded. You should totally buy her clothes, because she can draw hearts really well. Marketing fail.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>You Know What Bugs Me?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/04/28/you-know-what-bugs-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/04/28/you-know-what-bugs-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 23:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Britney]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[lace and leather]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, if you live in or around the Indianapolis area, you know that we&#8217;ve been enjoying a mighty fine spring so far.  The weather has been pretty much awesome for most of the month of April.  And so when possible, I have been taking neighborhood walks after work to get some fresh air and listen [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Not A Frappucino, But&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/03/21/its-not-a-frappucino-but/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/03/21/its-not-a-frappucino-but/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 13:59:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Britney]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;still.  A FANTA?  Who drinks those? I&#8217;m telling you, Britney&#8217;s sinking into crazy water again.  She forgot her bra again too. But at least her feet are warm!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Uh Oh.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/03/19/uh-oh-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/03/19/uh-oh-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 00:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Britney]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Britney starts dressing like she pulled clothes out of a Salvation Army trashbin, you KNOW she&#8217;s headed to Crazy Town.  The only thing missing from this picture is a Frappucino. How soon before she busts out the pink wig?]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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