The Mock Dock

BEHOLD: David Beckham in underwear. And even better than that? He DOESN’T SPEAK AT ALL.

Brad Pitt is slowly morphing into Billy Bob Thornton.

Angelina clearly will not rest until the transformation is complete.

Do you see it???

I am officially the worst keeper upper on celebrity gossip EVER. Leroy just facebook messaged me to tell me it was on, and normally I am all over this kind of stuff but I’ve been very very very busy and it just hasn’t occurred to me to pay attention to celebrities recently. So to make up for it, I think we should have a dress critique post. The teapot poses are out in full force. Y’all chime in with your thoughts, ok? Jump in! I’ll be adding photos for the next couple of hours.

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If you have an explanation for this, I would love to hear it.

This is perfect evidence:

Ashley Judd might be really bad at a lot of things, but one thing she’s not bad at is self-promotion.  Someone as self-involved and self-interested and self-absorbed and self-centered and selfish as Ashley Judd knows full well that putting something on Twitter and calling it a “secret” is basically the best way to promote it EVER.

So FYI, mockdockers.  She’s writing another book with all sorts of “sacred narratives” from all sorts of girls.  And it’s likely to be FILLED with sentences that do not end in prepositions.

I know you’re as excited as I am.

This is Courtney Stodden expressing her desire to be original, and bring back “Old Hollywood.”

FYI.

I think that’s a better photo of him than this one:

I don’t know about you all, but when I see a sweater or a top or a pair of pants that I love love love, I may buy two – in two different colors or patterns or whatnot. Right? Who doesn’t do that?

You know who else does it? Kate Winslet.

Remember when I oo’d and ah’d over the dress she wore back in September? It was an utterly fantastic dress.

And it looks like she did the multi-buy thing like I do:

I don’t know that this color is as fabulous as the previous one. But it amused me that she wore two different colors of the same dress within a couple of months of each other. Because I guarantee you I’m not the only one who noticed.

Anyway, I still think she’s fabulous.

I have just read (I’m a few days late, apparently) that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have split.

Her statement: “It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation.”

I think I can speak for all of us when I say I’m SHOCKED AND ASTOUNDED that this Hollywood marriage didn’t survive.

Right?

SHOCKED.

Seriously.  This “costume” is inappropriate

I’m not saying it’s not, um…impressive, because it is.  But appropriate? No.

Hilariously, Chris Brown decided all on his own that perhaps it wasn’t suitable for public comsumption, and tweeted this:

Except that by tweeting it to FIVE MILLION FOLLOWERS, he ended up showing it to waaaaay more people than the number who would have seen it if he’d just WORN it and not tweeted it.

That’s some serious self-promotion right there, mockdockers.