I don’t know about you all, but when I see a sweater or a top or a pair of pants that I love love love, I may buy two – in two different colors or patterns or whatnot. Right? Who doesn’t do that?
And it looks like she did the multi-buy thing like I do:
I don’t know that this color is as fabulous as the previous one. But it amused me that she wore two different colors of the same dress within a couple of months of each other. Because I guarantee you I’m not the only one who noticed.
I have just read (I’m a few days late, apparently) that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have split.
Her statement: “It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation.”
I think I can speak for all of us when I say I’m SHOCKED AND ASTOUNDED that this Hollywood marriage didn’t survive.
I’m not saying it’s not, um…impressive, because it is. But appropriate? No.
Hilariously, Chris Brown decided all on his own that perhaps it wasn’t suitable for public comsumption, and tweeted this:
Except that by tweeting it to FIVE MILLION FOLLOWERS, he ended up showing it to waaaaay more people than the number who would have seen it if he’d just WORN it and not tweeted it.
That’s some serious self-promotion right there, mockdockers.
Yeah. A follower simply asked Ashley Judd whether or not she liked sushi. An appropriate and normal response would have been, “Why yes – I do indeed like sushi” or “No, I don’t particularly like sushi.” But if you’re Ashley Judd, you answer with some sort of faux-profundity, like this:
She’s free when she goes for sushi, everyone. SHE IS FREE AT LAST.
Also, since the death of Dan Wheldon, she’s been tweeting poetry and all sorts of grief counselor-y stuff, and her followers have been lapping it up like crazy. And she’s fantastically impressed with herself:
She’s being showered with words from her Higher Power, folks. And it’s rather incredible.
I’m sure all of those victims are THANKING THEIR LUCKY STARS that Ashley Judd is dedicating her yoga practice to them. Because a celebrity millionaire’s yoga session is soooo helpful to them.
Some completely awesome person responded to her:
EXACTLY.
And in addition to Ashley believing that her downward dogs and planks are saving the world, she would also like you to know that she is ESPECIALLY beautiful today. Not just her normal beautiful, mind you, but ESPECIALLY beautiful.
Look. I’m a fan of self-esteem. I happen to be my own biggest fan, as a matter of fact. But this is just over the top. A little humility would do Ashley some good.
Naturally, the reasons she likes to fight on camera are all inexplicably feminine justicey and gender violencey and completely ridiculous, but nevertheless, she likes to fight on camera. “To fight on film” she says, “is a symbolic expression for me personally of women everywhere being able to fight back.”
THAT is how important and significant she is to herself, you guys. Her fight scenes in her TV series for which she is being paid millions is the symbolic expression of women everywhere fighting against gender inequities. Because, you know, it’s important that you to learn to speak the language of violence, as only Ashley Judd’s fight scenes can teach you.
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