You know what I think? I think Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter take, like, 2 solid hours to get ready to go anywhere, and that this “look” that they’re going for - the exploded Salvation Army store look - is just their way to be nonconformist. I don’t buy that they just threw this stuff on, haphazardly, right when they woke up.
But either way, this is hideous. Clearly, Tim and Helena are a match made in fashion hell.
You know what I just did? I just watched this video without sound, because as you might recall, my stupid laptop has no sound. And I can’t speak for how good or not good it is WITH sound, but I CAN tell you that watching Britney Spears dance in place for a few minutes without sound is actually kinda funny.
I need the kind of job where my day incorporates going to Starbucks, and then putting on a flashy leotard and getting my hair and make-up done and then dancing in place while people take pictures of me. That seems like a pretty sweet gig, if you ask me.
Amy Winehouse was apparently hospitalized last night after a drug-induced seizure. I am in AWE of how she continues to live.
Interestingly, Bunny and I have, on our calendars for Friday at 9.30am, an appointment which reads: “Check on the living status of Amy Winehouse.” We set this appointment a year ago, thinking that there was NO WAY she’d make it for an entire year. And look at her go! She’s a total superhero. It’s going to take a lot more than just a measly drug-induced seizure to stop Amy Winehouse.
Apparently, Taylor Swift is quite tall. I did not know this.
Look. I’ll be honest with you guys. I’m way too lame to stay up past 10pm on a school night. This is what my life has come to. I’m also too lame to remember, until, say, 45 minutes into it, that the AMA’s were even ON last night. So I happened to catch a total of 2.5 performances - and they included 1/2 a performance of Pink, and full performances of Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus. Here are my observations.
1. Pink needs to stop dressing like a woman. It simply doesn’t work for her. She needs to just embrace her manliness and dress like a biker.
2. Taylor Swift, who I’ve heard is quite talented and seems like a lovely young lady, bored the crap out of me. That was a total high school show choir/talent show performance.
3. Miley Cyrus, as much as she annoys me, is a born performer. That girl just knows how to work a stage. I kind of hate myself for typing that, but it’s true.
Thoughts?
Anyway, I know I’ve got a ton of youtube performances to catch up on, but seeing as how I have no sound on this laptop, that’ll have to wait till I’m actually in GA. Stay tuned.
I do not like it.
You know what this looks like? This looks like Rihanna realized, like 10 minutes before the AMA’s, that she was supposed to be at the AMA’s, and that she had nothing to wear, and the only thing open was a fabric store, and so she ran in and just grabbed a few yards of fabric off of the scraps floor, and safety pinned it in a few places.
I do not like it.
The Mocks are headin’ to Atlanta for Thanksgiving weekend! I am currently in Suki, and Mr. Mock is driving, which means I’m also trying to keep my blood pressure down since he has this inexplicable need to RIDE THE ASSES of everyone we’re driving behind.
Anyway.
I realize that we have MUCH to mock, seeing as how the AMA’s were last night and there’s been a whole day of good stuff going on to talk about, so as long as I have battery power, I will attempt to keep you entertained this evening. Besides, Mr. Mock is listening to Led Zeppelin, which if I were cooler I would totally dig, but in reality I just want to listen to Robbie WIlliams all the way there. So I suppose we’ll just leave my coolness up for debate.
Anyway. Stay tuned. More mocking to come.
According to this website, this is one of a collection of photos of Britney Spears’ DAD.
Yeah. Jamie Spears. The guy in charge of making sure Britney stays sane.
This should go over well.
I think Beyonce’s wearing these for a music video or something, but that doesn’t really excuse the fact that they are TOTALLY RETARDED. Even Kanye would probably think so.
This is the first question that popped into my mind when I just read that Nicolette Sheridan is now dating David Spade. This picture adds to the intrigue. First he dated Heather Locklear, then impregnated some Playboy centerfold, and now he’s with Nicolette, and by most standards, he’s one of the scrawniest, creepiest, ickiest looking men ever.
I think we all know what’s going on here.
Lara Flynn Boyle. LOOK at her thigh. There is an unmentionable part of Mr. Mock which has more girth than those thighs.
You know what she needs? A turkey, bacon and cheese flatbread sandwich from Dunkin’ Donuts. Have you guys had one of those yet? Daisy and I first experienced them on our trip to Chicago, and now we are both kind of obsessed with them. If you haven’t tried one, DO IT. It’ll be your new favorite breakfast food. And perhaps word will spread to Lara Flynn Boyle.
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