Amy Winehouse traded her signature beehive hair for this new do. Presumably on purpose, but most likely under the influence of some wicked pharmaceuticals. Any guesses on what’s about to fall out of her mouth?
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Other sites are reporting that this photo of Tara Reid suggests that she might be intoxicated. But I’m betting it has less to do with alcohol than it does the fact that she weights about 68 pounds. I don’t think her legs are capable of supporting her anymore. Thank goodness that this guy, who looks like the byproduct of Clive Owen and Michael Stipe, was there to stop Tara from wiping out completely.
And already, there’s news circulating of a new celebrity sex tape. Today’s star? Vivica Fox. According to reports, she was drunk and then secretly caught on a cell phone camera performing favors of a special nature to some random Atlanta dude. Who had the good sense to capture it on camera and then emailed it to all his friends. Who then emailed it back to her. At which point she forwarded it to the POLICE. WTF? I don’t know who ends up looking worse. She was probably all, “Um yeah. Policeperson? Can you arrest this horrible man? Look what he did” and Policeperson was probably all, “Um yeah. Vivica? You might want to rethink the whole getting wasted and blowing random Atlanta dudes thing.”
This year is shaping up to be a great one, mockdockers!
Well, so much for my theory that Amy Winehouse looks like that due to a lack of mirrors.
The 2nd season of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels starts next month, and I’m expecting to be completely addicted to this skankalicious extravaganza. This appears to be a promo photo, in which Bret’s cash and prizes appear to have possibly been “enhanced”. Seriously - that is ridiculous. There’s like a small watermelon trapped in his pants.
The only thing that can be said… this kangaroo has found a way to combine my 2 favorite hobbies!
So Mockarena and I were talking the other day, and the subject of singing came up. We all have been there… you are in church, a sporting event, or perhaps in the car or shower singing, and you think you know all the words to the song. But then you realize you don’t. What do you do? Well, most of us would whisper “watermelon, watermelon.” But not Mockarena. SHE sings “meow, meow, meow.” So, the next you are in this situation, try both and let me know which is more effective. Or, just do what this guy does:
..VH1 is bringing Rock of Love with Bret Michaels back for another round of a stripping, hair pulling, bitch slapping drinkfest!
I. Am. So. Psyched! (As long as it doesn’t conflict with American Idol.)
I have never played a video game because of one fundamental issue… as video games become more and more real, we are creating a society of thoughtless imbeciles. This statement is not about violence, hatred, or social angst…it is about a viable understanding of what happens when someone is shot.
Today’s youth are growing up in a world with bullets, but no Emergency Rooms. So I went to Nintendo and pitched the idea of a “REAL-life” game where the player serves as an ER Doctor trying to save the lives of all the others shot or wounded in all of the other video games.
I was told that they have already produced the newest “Real-Life” game for 2008, citing research that this game allows the player to be a part of a virtual activity that happens much more commonly in every home across America and the world, then do gun-fights and bloody axe-battles. Please click here to see the new Nintendo Wee “Dog Rape” game.
It is way to real for me. I will never play a video game, but will dedicate my life to continuing to amaze the masses with my awesomely developed calf muscles.
Absurdly yours,
Holmes
Britney turned 26 this weekend, and celebrated in her usual and customary style - by dressing like a hooker and hanging out with fellow intellectuals like Paris Hilton. I already have a “note to self” marked on my calendar for this time next year to see if Amy Winehouse is still alive….I think I’ll go ahead and add Britney to it too.
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