The Mock Dock

You guys, what you’re about to see is the world’s creepiest teenager.

I’m not kidding. I hope you weren’t planning on sleeping nightmare-free tonight.

And yes, baby girl, I’m talking to you.

May I interest you in some inverted boneless pork rectums?

You may have to do a double take on this one.

I’m curious as to what will happen if the pet food dish gets turned around. Will the cat/dog know which side to use after it has been written on the wall?

Since I’m a guy, I don’t know much about purses. Is this a designer purse?

This is both the most amazing and creepy thing you’ll see all day.

I’m sure no one had the heart to tell her that her tank top was 18 sizes too small.

So perhaps she’ll see this posted here, and then she’ll know.

It’s like a Mock Dock PSA!

An alert and astute mockdocker sent this to me earlier today, apologizing all over himself for subjecting me to it because of how much eye bleach it requires post-watching, but I kind of loved it just because of how staged and ridiculous it is.

Even though there’s an unfortunately unforgettable crotch-shot.

So see – I felt it would hurt the feelings of the alert and astute mockdocker who sent it if I didn’t post it for you all. So it’s not my fault.

Aside from some demented game after a chile cook-off, I don’t know what is going on here. Any ideas?

You thought I was kidding with that post title, didn’t you? But noooooooooo. I wasn’t.

Enjoy. (?)