The Mock Dock

I guarantee you this is her facebook profile picture.

Why does she think we WANT to see the pooch?  I can’t tell from here if that’s a belly button piercing or just a reeeeeeally dirty belly button.   In which case eeew.

Snooki, and every single one of her castmates on that trainwreck of a show, Jersey Shore.  She’s a short, trashy looking square-bodied skank.  And that’s me feeling particularly generous talking.

You know else isn’t particularly attractive?  These people:

An alert and astute mockdocker sent me the latest and greatest from Awkward Family Photos.  BEHOLD:

WHAT IS WITH THE TIRE????

I think that’s a SKIRT, you guys.  Or at least, it USED to be.

It made me think of that time when I got that HUUUUUUGE zit on my chin.  Remember? I’m not kidding you.  It kind of looked like the GIANT PROTRUBERANCE that this idiot voluntarily implanted into her head.

What in the holy hell is wrong with people?  That whole body modification/alteration stuff is completely stupid and totally hideous, and I feel kinda bad for making you see that picture, so here’s a happy meerkat:

Sly would be a fine looking cat if not for the horrendously protuberant veins that are seriously going to just explode right out of his arms any second.

Eeew.

This is from Buckeye Bob. And while he didn’t specifically instruct me to share it, I know that’s what he MEANT.

You know what’s scary? I had no idea whether this was a backular or frontular view for the first several seconds.

Eeew.

There can’t be any Actual Muscle left in her body, so you have to admit, that’s quite a feat.  That chick is nothing but skin and bone.

Oh wait.

Make that skin, bone and silicone.

An alert and astute mockdocker sent me a video clip of this dude (and yes, it IS A DUDE), but it was filled with filthy language and not remotely interesting to listen to, compared to how interesting it is to LOOK at, so I just grabbed a screen shot of it.

THAT IS A DUDE.

Whose bra size outbigs me by several letters.

Why is he so angry at that bottled water?