The Mock Dock

The good news, though, is that if he’s going for the Goonies Sloth Monster Dude look, he’s well on his way.

I’m not suggesting there should be an enforced dress code on public transportation.  But I’m not NOT suggesting it either.

Werewolves exist.

I would just like to inform this person that those jeans do not fit.

No thanks necessary. Just happy to help.

Holy mother of crap.

An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this picture, with absolutely no comment or context.  I’m assuming it’s not photoshopped, which is FREAKING ME OUT.

I’m not a fan of reptiles of any sort.  This didn’t help.

Look no further.

It’s like a convention for dudes with dolls.  Which means that these men are probably just a small sampling of the number of men who are Actually Into This.

Wow.

Does this creature have teeth?

Also, is that a bruise on her chest or HAIR?

*shudder*

I get that they were excited – since it was their first kiss and all. BUT HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP you would think they would have thought through how they might do this beforehand.

ICK.

…to even be in the same ROOM with a spider this size.

I kind of hate that we don’t get to see what happens to it. But clearly it was not having anything to do with tupperware.

She’s got to have those horrible dragonlady nails on top of everything else.

You know what my first reaction was when I saw this?  Pity for the tattoo artist.