…that if you have ever ever fantasized about either threesomes or bondage, you probably never will again now.
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What do you think - were they a couple prior to this ride? Are they still? And isn’t it ironic that when being faced with vomit flying directly at you, that the natural instinct is to open your mouth really wide?
It’s almost too much sexiness to handle, isn’t it? I mean, the guitars, the guns, the gut, the gorilla-fur - it’s like we’ve finally found a guy who understands what all of us women really want in a man.
…at the utter perfection of this photo.
What social group do you suppose this gaggle of people belongs to?
An alert and astute mockdocker sent in the photo above, and at first I resisted posting it only because commenter Madrone was all, “I’m bored by you making fun of ‘large’ people all the time” when I posted that hairy armpitted picture but then I realized that I can’t pander to just a few people when what I really want to do is energize my base. See how I made this post all political right there? That means I’m turning off commenters who are bored by “large people posts” AND those who don’t like the politics. I’m equal opportunity alienating people!!!
Now then. I have two questions.
What part of her body is this guy holding? Seriously - he could totally be hitting 3rd base in this photo and I would have NO IDEA.
And secondly, what is going on with her hairline? Her bangs look like they were applied with fake eyelash glue.
I know there’s a lot going on in this picture, but what the hell is on her chestular area? Do you see that sort of white lesion-y thing? I realize the armpit hair is distracting, but see if you can tell what that is.
Also, is this a pregnant belly? Because Oh. My. God. if it is. Look at the belly buttonular area. Look at how it’s less of a belly button than it is a large crater. And are those stretch marks?
And the hair? Whaaaa? I can’t tell if it’s a mullet or if there are longer strands on top that are just sort of fuzzy.
Someone please explain this whole photo.
An alert and astute mockdocker sent this to me today, and what I love about it SO MUCH is that it is the fact that whoever took this photo was prepared, in the middle of a line at a fast food restaurant, to capture this priceless moment on film. Thank you, whoever you are. I would TOTALLY HAVE DONE THE SAME EXACT THING. You really just never know when you might run into someone mockworthy enough to photograph. Best to be prepared.
I can’t begin to imagine what kind of view the cashier at this place had, but I’m willing to bet that said cashier felt an undeniable urge to bathe shortly after fulfilling this landbeast’s order.
I so love that the strappy things that you use to hang a dress such as this one, are so obviously hanging out. It’s as if they don’t want to be anywhere next to her skin, so they’ve made sort of an emergency exit and are hoping someone just yanks them right off of there.
I can’t even bring myself to comment on the boulder holder. That is an industrial strength bra right there, folks. Any guesses on what she’s about to order?
What are all of those straps to? I see one that I think goes to the water bottle on the left of the photo, one that goes for the subgut pack she’s digging into, but then what’s the thing on the right? Is that some sort of pinwheel?
Secondly, if she shifted the subgut pack to the other side, does that mean that her actual subgut would also then shift over, such that more of it would hang on the right side of the picture instead of the left? Or do you think she just naturally has more subgut on one side?
Lastly, what is the white line that appears to connect her ice cream treat and her subgut pack? Anybody have any guesses on that?
Morbid obesity is fascinating.
An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this photo today, presumably of a human male. You know what it reminds me of? This:
Never in my life have I seen such a bulbous head and neckular area. Aren’t you just DYING to see him from the front?
Where does a woman like this buy up the self confidence it takes to wear this cut of bikini? I mean, a two-piece is fine, but look at this cut. It’s like, the least flattering cut EVER.
Holmes - check out this guy’s calf muscles. He could give you a run for your money!
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