Is it just me, or is LaToya Jackson turning into Michael Jackson? Or has Michael Jackson turned into LaToya? What is it with these siblings that possesses them to mutilate their faces beyond recognition? I could even get past the recognition part if they were at least making themselves look better. But this…this…this nose is hardly a recognizable human feature anymore. This looks like reconstructive surgery for third degree burns. And would someone please explain her hairline. It is in the middle of her forehead.
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Is that jeri-curl in his hair? Or did he just smear the same black paint onto his hair that he’s got on his lips?
There is a really sick and twisted part of me that is DYING to know what he’s got on in the way of lower body gear. Like - I kind of think he could have hot pink stretch pants on. The pleather kind even.
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This is one of a series of several photos in which Carrot Top appears to be WITH a hot girl. And by with, I mean that they appear to be a couple. And by couple, I mean that it’s entirely possible that this girl becomes naked at various times with Carrot Top. And by entirely possible, I mean WTF?
Normally, I would chalk up something like this to the troll in question having just piles and piles of money, and the girl in question being a money-grubbing skank.
But how rich can Carrot Top actually be? Who pays him, and for the love of god, WHY?
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This doesn’t warrant any commentary.
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It’s KILLING ME that I can’t make out the title of the book he’s reading. Is it some sort of Hello Kitty guide to fashion? WHAT IS IT. A tribute post will be made to the commenter who either a) finds out for REAL what this person is reading or b) makes up the best possible answer.
GO!
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Lets start this post out with some quotes from this article.
“As a doctor gingerly pulls out the 6-inch long canister from the male patient’s rectum, someone shouts, “Baby out!” amid loud cheers.”
“The doctor then removes the canister cap and sprays the contents toward the crowd of nurses and doctors viewing the procedure.”
“The 39-year-old patient received surgery on Jan. 3, three days after a New Year’s drinking spree and a “one-night stand” with a male partner, Ceniza, the lawyer, told the AP.”
“He said his client was too drunk to remember how the body spray canister ended up in his body.”
If that situation wasn’t already a good kick in the junk or should I say “can in the ass”, someone filmed the procedure and posted it on youtube. It has since been removed.
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LOOK AT THIS DUDE’S APPENDAGES. And then read about it here. Because there is absolutely no way I can mock something this horrific.
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So if you quickly glance at this photo you may not even notice the fact that the dude on the left has THREE ARMS. And you wanna know why? Because he and his twin brother (also pictured) thought it would be super cool if the brother on the right amputated his arm and attached it to the other brother’s chest. In the name of art.
And it doesn’t end there. The brother who lopped off his arm also decided it’d be super cool to amputate part of one of his fingers, and then attach that part to his brother’s finger to make one really long freaky finger.
AND, they have future plans to do “some genital work”.
I am not making this up. You can read all about this freakshow right here. And you know what else? They’re super rich, because they run the 6th largest adult entertainment company in North America. You know what I think this is really all about? They have seen so many crazy fetishes and so much weird crap in the porn industry that they have become totally unable to tell the difference between just slightly kinky and full-on FREAK.
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You know someone really likes their own face when they tattoo the image of their own face onto the back of their own head.
Hey - did you guys know that The Mock Dock was mentioned on 20/20 the other night? 
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…now you can feel safer knowing that these kinds of people are out there, in the world, armed and ready for action.
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