The Mock Dock

She’s better at it than I am.

It’s not that she’s unprofessional or rude or inefficient. It’s just that she’s INSANE.

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I actually watched this entire thing, dumbfounded that there are people out there who have such a huge need for thrillseeking that they do stupid crap like this.

THIS IS CRAZY.

An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this video, and I am SO DYING TO KNOW the background on it. Like – is this woman just practicing reading English? Or is she really this into Dannon’s Fruit at the Bottom yogurt? Because that is some serious marketing right there, you guys.

The mockdocker who sent this to me suggested that it would be nice if the woman in the video was as enthusiastic about dental hygiene as she is about yogurt.

…where you just need to own and embrace your baldness. I’d say that time has long passed in this instance:

He should not only embrace his baldness, he should embrace the idea of losing the steel wool that seems to attached itself to the lower portion of his skullular area.

Question.  If you’re going to get a toupee of any sort, why would you get one that a) is not the same color as your Actual Hair and b) appears to be something removed from the filter of a vacuum?

He’s…..FLEXIBLE.  So, you know, we have that.

Admit it.  You want him.  Him and his giant marble.

…but something about this video makes me think that these men miiiiiiiiiiiiiiight be gay.

But again. Not sure.

Is there a market for this skill? Because I’ve been reduced to part time, and I’m not above trying to learn this in order to make up for my lost pay.

It took me like 45 seconds to even IDENTIFY this as a Katy Perry song. Which is a whole other reason this video is disturbing.