Mockers - I give you our new American Idol. LOVE LOVE LOVE his Tom Cruise.
p.s. The other finalist did the same commercial, and it was pathetically painful and awkward to watch, reminiscent of many of his performances. I won’t subject you to it here.
Is it just me, or is LaToya Jackson turning into Michael Jackson? Or has Michael Jackson turned into LaToya? What is it with these siblings that possesses them to mutilate their faces beyond recognition? I could even get past the recognition part if they were at least making themselves look better. But this…this…this nose is hardly a recognizable human feature anymore. This looks like reconstructive surgery for third degree burns. And would someone please explain her hairline. It is in the middle of her forehead.
Remember the show Facts of Life? You remember it, right?
Well look at them now. Trudie sure has changed…….
And here is a photo of Robbie Williams demonstrating to friends the dick size he prefers when engaging in homosexual relations.
If you were going on a game show as a contestant, and you knew that you had the chance to win a substantial amount of cash and prizes, and more importantly, you knew that you were likely going to be doing lots of jumping and cheering, what sort of top would you wear? Thank you, alert and astute reader Jamie for bringing this clip to our attention.
It isn’t often that a grown man gets to have his heroes together in one place. If only Jack Kerouac and William S. Burroughs would join Snoop and Willie singing “Superman”, then all my dreams would have finally come true and I could filter off in to a hazy shade of winter.
You know, with the amount of times I’ve written about stupid shoes, I ought to probably just start a whole “moronic shoes” category here. LOOK at what Mandy Moore has on her feet. I mean, assuming you’ve already gotten past the whole baglady look she’s sporting. She’s like the high priestess of Frump City in this photo, at least from head to ankle, and then all of a sudden there’s these shoes.
You CANNOT tell me these are worn for comfort. And since they look completely retarded, I would like to know the reason one might choose these. Someone explain.
For the record, that’s not me in the picture. Because if it was me, my entire nose would have filled your screen and in fact protruded OUT of your screen right into your face, because that is how enormously full of stuffiness it is.
And you know what really sucks? I was sick on Thursday, and then had this fabulous day today of feeling totally better, and thought - YAY! This cold only lasted a day! And then all of a sudden this evening, the cold has come back with like an army of sub-colds which have infiltrated my entire breathing system.
My whole point in telling you this is that I might be slacky this weekend when it comes to posting. And I’m trusting all 27 of you to just hang in there and keep checking back for updates.
You know who could fix this? Tom Cruise. Because he’s the only one who can help.
Earthquakes aren’t the only thing makin’ news in Indiana today!
http://www.theindychannel.com/news/15919800/detail.html
Enjoy!
Lets start this post out with some quotes from this article.
“As a doctor gingerly pulls out the 6-inch long canister from the male patient’s rectum, someone shouts, “Baby out!” amid loud cheers.”
“The doctor then removes the canister cap and sprays the contents toward the crowd of nurses and doctors viewing the procedure.”
“The 39-year-old patient received surgery on Jan. 3, three days after a New Year’s drinking spree and a “one-night stand” with a male partner, Ceniza, the lawyer, told the AP.”
“He said his client was too drunk to remember how the body spray canister ended up in his body.”
If that situation wasn’t already a good kick in the junk or should I say “can in the ass”, someone filmed the procedure and posted it on youtube. It has since been removed.
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