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Since Dame Is On Vacation…

…I’m taking over Heigl Hating duties for the next couple of days.

So, word on the street is that she’s tired of the long hours she’s putting in at Grey’s Anatomy and wants out so she can concentrate on her film career.  This source claims the Heigl Hag needs to learn to keep her trap shut, which will totally DELIGHT Dame when she returns.

Happy Heigl Hating, Dame.  We miss ya!

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Dame - This One’s For You

Oooo - Heigl’s publicist isn’t going to like this.  Katherine was captured on film today with a lack of make-up as well as a demonstrated lack of access to proactiv.

I hereby gift this photo to my dear friend Dame, who lives for moments like this.

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Katherine Heigl Is A Great Role Model

Seriously - for all you kids out there who think you might like to figure out a way to be the smokiest smoker of all time, you have your work cut out for you.  I am pretty sure that Heigl is unbeatable in this particular area.  Does a photo even exist of her without a cigarette at this point?

Dame Aufschneider - I know Heiglhating is typically your territory, but I couldn’t resist after seeing jealousmuch’s comment.  It just seemed like she could use some more Heigl news.  And who am I not to give our readers what they want?

 

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Smokey McSmogler is working again.

Katherine Heigl is finally doing something again. Which means that Heigl Haters Anonymous has something new to talk about. No doubt terrible pictures and unintelligent quotes will be sweeping the Internet very soon. It’s like having to wait for Christmas.

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I think he was letting her down easy.

IOL is reporting that Katherine Heigl was disappointed when she started flirting with co-star TR Knight when filming the pilot for Grey’s Anatomy. Though she tried her hardest, her attempts to pretend to be cute and nice got her no where.

She says: “When we were filming the pilot I was single and so was he and I kind of had my eye on him. I was getting nowhere and I was super-confused.”

“I was like, ‘Hello? Do I have something hanging out of my nose? Why aren’t you paying any attention to me? Needless to say, it quickly became a friendship once he told me.”

I’m pretty sure that if I was a “in the closet” celebrity…and a psycho like this started hitting on me…I would consider it a good time to come out as well.

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The Coat Of Ugly Colors

Horrible lighting. Terrible clothes. Katherine Heigl dressed up as somebody’s retired mom living in Fort Myer’s Beach, Florida. Happy Friday afternoon to me!

Katherine Heigl dresses so stupid. It’s like she is a runway model for Sear’s Misses Department. This coat is really out of control.

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What a Shock…

…Katherine Heigl is a control freak. People on the web are talking today about who wears the pants in the Heigl-Kelley family. And you guessed it, it’s our gal. Apparently, Katherine is telling several people in the press that she is ready for kids, and Josh is not so much. Hmm…that’s a really subtle way of getting your point across to him. Just tell the world!

 “I think he’d prefer to wait a little more time, but I kind of wouldn’t, so I think we’ll meet somewhere in the middle.”

By meeting in the middle she means that she will wear him down until he agrees with her. She goes on to point out that the last time they didn’t view eye to eye on their relationship, she made him come around:

“I didn’t propose to him but I strongly suggested he propose. “One day we were sitting in my house, chatting and having a glass of wine, and I said, ‘How do you feel about marriage? Where do you see this relationship going? Because I don’t want to just date any more.’ I had just got to a place in my life when I was ready for a commitment.”
Ugh. Don’t you just feel sorry for Joshie Poo? Poor guy.
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Katherine Heigl has the best publicists ever.

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Seriously. Katherine Heigl gets publicity for the dumbest things. She’s not even on TV right now, her last movie, 27 Dresses bombed, but yet stories and photos pop up daily of her shopping, eating, smoking, and being really annoying. I’ll give you one guess who calls the paparazzi to tell them she’s going to be on this street or that. It starts with a K.

Over the past two weeks, Kat Von Smogler was quoted about being too lazy to be a mormon, buying earrings, and wearing a Peta shirt while going to the liquor store. BORING! Who the heck cares? She does, if it gets people to talk about her. grrr…..hate.

Today, this story ran on InTouchWeekly’s site:

It’s no big secret that Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl loves to shop, but she also loves to buy things for her four dogs — Weezer, Stella, Romeo and Piper. According to a pal, she recently treated them all to pricey Hermès dog collars that sell for more than $350 each. That’s not all. The insider says that Katherine, 29, spoils her pooches — they drink filtered water, eat gourmet food and even have their own cashmere doggy blankets. “Katherine’s dogs are her children — at least for now,” her pal explains.

Are you as annoyed as me? Hate.

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Heigl Haters Weekly Report

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Bloggers around the globe are talking about all the crazy diets celebrites go on to stay in shapehealthy…. thin… emaciated and guess whose name comes up? Two-Packs-a-Meal McGee.

Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl looks to have lost a stone in the last year. She may be following a healthy eating plan, but she appears to have a secret weapon - she smokes constantly…Nowadays she is rarely photographed without a cigarette in her mouth, and when she isn’t smoking, she is clutching a pack.

And this is new? Obviously these people are not Mock Dock readers.

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Oh, and because it’s Friday and all you readers have done such a nice job commenting this week (keep it up! it boosts our egos!)…here are a few funny photos I came across on my laptop of our gal Kat. I save so many and she has been boring lately…so this is a good chance to just post them for mocking pleasure’s sake. Enjoy and happy Friday!!

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Katherine is working so hard.

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Here’s our gal “moving boxes” into her new home with hubby Josh Kelley. Reports from the Internet are that Kat and Josh snapped at the paparazzi for taking their picture and not helping them move.

Hey jerks….here’s the thing. Hire a freaking moving company. You have been moving in for three months now. I’ll give it to you that the paparazzi are annoying and invasive…I should know, they hound me day and night. But you don’t see stars like Britney asking these guys for help. Oh wait…..

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