Seriously. Katherine Heigl gets publicity for the dumbest things. She’s not even on TV right now, her last movie, 27 Dresses bombed, but yet stories and photos pop up daily of her shopping, eating, smoking, and being really annoying. I’ll give you one guess who calls the paparazzi to tell them she’s going to be on this street or that. It starts with a K.
Over the past two weeks, Kat Von Smogler was quoted about being too lazy to be a mormon, buying earrings, and wearing a Peta shirt while going to the liquor store. BORING! Who the heck cares? She does, if it gets people to talk about her. grrr…..hate.
Today, this story ran on InTouchWeekly’s site:
It’s no big secret that Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl loves to shop, but she also loves to buy things for her four dogs — Weezer, Stella, Romeo and Piper. According to a pal, she recently treated them all to pricey Hermès dog collars that sell for more than $350 each. That’s not all. The insider says that Katherine, 29, spoils her pooches — they drink filtered water, eat gourmet food and even have their own cashmere doggy blankets. “Katherine’s dogs are her children — at least for now,” her pal explains.
Are you as annoyed as me? Hate.
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Bloggers around the globe are talking about all the crazy diets celebrites go on to stay in shape… healthy…. thin… emaciated and guess whose name comes up? Two-Packs-a-Meal McGee.
Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl looks to have lost a stone in the last year. She may be following a healthy eating plan, but she appears to have a secret weapon - she smokes constantly…Nowadays she is rarely photographed without a cigarette in her mouth, and when she isn’t smoking, she is clutching a pack.
And this is new? Obviously these people are not Mock Dock readers.
Oh, and because it’s Friday and all you readers have done such a nice job commenting this week (keep it up! it boosts our egos!)…here are a few funny photos I came across on my laptop of our gal Kat. I save so many and she has been boring lately…so this is a good chance to just post them for mocking pleasure’s sake. Enjoy and happy Friday!!
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Here’s our gal “moving boxes” into her new home with hubby Josh Kelley. Reports from the Internet are that Kat and Josh snapped at the paparazzi for taking their picture and not helping them move.
Hey jerks….here’s the thing. Hire a freaking moving company. You have been moving in for three months now. I’ll give it to you that the paparazzi are annoying and invasive…I should know, they hound me day and night. But you don’t see stars like Britney asking these guys for help. Oh wait…..
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When you look in your closet in the morning and pick out the same outfit that Britney Spears picked out that morning. Sucks to be you, Katherine. As usual.
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So, have you ever just despised someone…and everyone else thinks they are freaking beautiful….and you just wish beyond wish that you could find a picture of them with a huge zit on their face or something? Ahhhh….me too.
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Well, our girl strikes again. Here she is out on the town with her friend and co-star T.R. Knight. As he is kind enough to sign autographs, The Actress Formly Known as Katherine has enough of his hospitality. She literally pulls and drags him away from his fans. I would like to spectulate if she is a) completely wasted, b) having a diva moment because fans want his autograph and not her’s, c) is just being herself, or d) all of the above.
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AND, so does my new best friend at IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com, who had this to say today:
“Here’s the teeth-clenchingly annoying 29 year old, Katherine Heigl, looking like the 45 year old chain smoker she is. She smokes American Spirit, the only 100% organic tobacco cigarette, because I guess she thinks that inhaling natural smoke is better than other smoke. Here’s a hint: It’s smoke. I’m sure when the fireman tells you to crawl on your stomach it isn’t because of the additives.”
This is the best morning ever.
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Here we are….Heigl-haters….I searched the Internet high and low for a more appropriate picture of our gal. Psychotic look? Check. Under arm flab? Check.
Mission Accomplished.
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Fine. I’ll give it to her. She looked freakin’ beautiful last night. However, as my hubby and I watched her come out to present her category…I gave my usual “uggh” while he sat quietly, I’m assuming, mezmerized by her beauty. A few minutes into her script, her personality shown through, and Mr. Aufschneider said “ugh, ok, I am totally seeing what you are sayin.” VICTORY! I must say, I have never loved him more than in that moment. 
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Remember back when Katherine Heigl said she was sorry she played the role of a silly woman in Knocked Up? And then remember how she went on and on about how she wants to play smart women who are funny and powerful? Well, NOW Kat is preparing to star in her second chick-flick-eroo, “The Ugly Truth”, with that guy from 300. There are Internet rumors today that our girl is considering dumping her Grey’s Anatomy contract early to further pursue her big-screen career. Should I mention that she is now in the multi-million dollar contract range now? I heard that she made $300,000 for her degrading role in Knocked Up, and made $4 mill for her crap job in “27 Reasons to Hate Movies Starring Me”. Anywhoo, enough money talk. I’m just proud that Ms. Smokes-A-Lot has chosen to change the world and open the eyes of the world to feminism by making millions of dollars working on 90 minute romantic comedies rather than a TV show that demonstrated a career focused powerful woman. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
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