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	<title>The Mock Dock &#187; I Hate Mariah Carey</title>
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		<title>Inappropriate</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2011/04/13/inappropriate-95/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 23:35:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look.  I understand tasteful pregnancy pics that involve some nudity.  But Mariah Carey&#8217;s husband is holding on to her boobs like he&#8217;s about to rip them off, and it&#8217;s just totally gross. Plus, her face looks weird.  I understand pregnancy swelling, but I don&#8217;t understand pregnancy THIS.]]></description>
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		<title>Pariah Carey Takes A Tumble</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/09/27/pariah-carey-takes-a-tumble/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 12:03:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is she pregnant? I thought I heard recently she was pregnant. If she IS, she&#8217;s apparently carrying her spawn basically from the top of her ribcage down to about mid-thigh. If she&#8217;s not pregnant, then&#8230;she&#8217;s well-fed. LOOK at all of the people who rush to her aid. THAT is a posse, my friends. If I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Beachbeasts</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/08/03/beachbeasts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/08/03/beachbeasts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 23:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Hate Mariah Carey]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[trampstamp]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s quite a spread for a beach picnic (no pun intended). I think that might even be a TURNSTILE. I&#8217;m jealous of the girl on our right because she has fabulous hair.   However, there is absolutely nothing I&#8217;m jealous of about the girl on our left, least of all her totally cliche trampstamp.  Really?  A [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>A Pariah Spawn Is Imminent</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/06/02/a-pariah-spawn-is-imminent/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/06/02/a-pariah-spawn-is-imminent/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 00:14:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to this, Mariah Carey is pregnant. I don&#8217;t have much to say, except that I already feel bad for the kid and it&#8217;s not even fully cooked yet. Anyway, here&#8217;s a basket full of hideous cats.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>LOVE.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/02/02/love-45/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/02/02/love-45/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I Hate Mariah Carey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[phooooooooooooot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[everybody hurts remake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Robbie Williams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Simon Cowell]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Simon Cowell got like, everyone who&#8217;s anyone, to remake REM&#8217;s Everybody Hurts to help out Haiti. The video is totally behind the music, and I don&#8217;t mean that in the way that means it gives you background and inside scoop on the song. I mean it&#8217;s literally behind. The pictures don&#8217;t go with the artist. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Not Going To Believe This</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/07/youre-not-going-to-believe-this-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/07/youre-not-going-to-believe-this-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 19:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Hate Mariah Carey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mariah carey people's choice]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Junior Mock and I are already home! The surgery went really well, and after about an hour of what seemed like some serious pain, Junior Mock seems to be comfortable and is just hanging out with me at home. He&#8217;s got bandages everywhere of course, but he hasn&#8217;t yet complained when I move him and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mariah Carey Is A Drunken, Blithering Idiot.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/06/mariah-carey-is-a-drunken-blithering-idiot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/06/mariah-carey-is-a-drunken-blithering-idiot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And that&#8217;s just me being NICE about her. Anyway, Mariah Carey won an award for her acting in the movie Precious, and this video clip is just the first part of her wacked out acceptance speech, in which she is completely punch-worthy. I don&#8217;t know what happened to the rest of the speech, but can [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mariah Carey&#8217;s Voice Should Be Designated As Abusive To Animals</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/11/15/mariah-careys-voice-should-be-designated-as-abusive-to-animals/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/11/15/mariah-careys-voice-should-be-designated-as-abusive-to-animals/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 15:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Hate Mariah Carey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mariah Carey]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=10248</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You can&#8217;t tell me that dogs aren&#8217;t offended by her high notes. There is NO WAY that her dolphin shrieks don&#8217;t irritate dogs. I think I may have said this before, but it really bugs the crap out of me that she always has a hand up. It&#8217;s either just hanging out near her face [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/11/15/mariah-careys-voice-should-be-designated-as-abusive-to-animals/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>I Believe Today Is An Appropriate Day For Me To Remind You Of My Feelings Regarding Mariah Carey.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/11/07/i-believe-today-is-an-appropriate-day-for-me-to-remind-you-of-my-feelings-regarding-mariah-carey/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/11/07/i-believe-today-is-an-appropriate-day-for-me-to-remind-you-of-my-feelings-regarding-mariah-carey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:33:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I Hate Mariah Carey]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[HATE. That is all.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mariah Carey Miiiiight Need An Ego Check</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/06/02/mariah-carey-miiiiight-need-an-ego-check/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/06/02/mariah-carey-miiiiight-need-an-ego-check/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to this,  Pariah Carey believes that the reason her horrific debut movie Glitter did so poorly at the box office is because it came out on 9/11.  This is the first time in history that I can recall a celebrity blaming their own failure on a terrorist attack.  But this is Pariah, so it [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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