This photo is floating around of Jason Castro, in which he looks as though he might potentially possibly perhaps participate in some recreational drug usage. OMG OMG OMG!!!
Seriously - is anyone really surprised at this? Jason Castro seems not only like he might take a hit every now and then, but he seems perpetually high. I can’t recall an episode of American Idol in which he did NOT appear to be totally wasted.
Stay tuned until the next shocking allegation in which it will be revealed that Ryan Seacrest might be GAY.
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America - you’re going to keep Kristy McStupidStance and get rid of the awesome aussie? Really? Well, you suck, America. I hope Michael Johns totally goes all Daughtry on your asses.
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I guess that this whole big American Idol charity show taped last night, and part of it involved a performance by Ann Wilson of Heart, one of the best female vocalists ever, and Fergie, one of the best female impersonators ever.
Since there was absolutely no way for Fergie to shine in under these singing circumstances, it looks as though she busted out some acrobatics during the performance, in order to maintain some semblance of relevance. I guess we’ll see for ourselves when the show airs.
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Well, American Idol is finally over for the week. I like this show and all, but when I heard they were singing the Beatles AGAIN, I knew it wouldn’t be good. And, it wasn’t. I couldn’t even comment because I refused to watch. And, Tim Gunn was on Biggest Loser and it was FABULOUS!!!!!
On a side note, looking at these two lassies makes me think…who knew that Yoko Ono would some day be preferred to someone linked to Paul.
By the way, I have heard that next week, the Idols will be singing songs from the year they were born. That means that the little Precious Pocket Boy-Wonder will have to sing a song from the year 1990. I’ll give you a second to feel reallllllllllllllllllly old.
Done? Ok, well, let me make it worse. In 1990, Paula sang “Opposites Attract” with that stupid Cat while Davey was in his momma. Yeah. Here is a complete list of the songs this little cutey pie has to choose from.
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Ok - so even though Holmes already did a Holmes-style recap, I feel a responsibility to the 3 readers we have who might actually have an interest in an honest-to-goodness performance analysis. So here goes. Continue reading ‘American Idol Recap - Mockarena Style’
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Holmes here. It appears that both Mockerena and Dame were busy getting their pets groomed and there pipes snaked…or their pets snaked and their pipes groomed. Either way….eeewww. So I will take my crack at the American Idol Wrap-up-apalooza. Let me know how I do. If I had feelings, I bet I would be nervous.
I have never watched this musical extravaganza known as American Idolatry…so as I sit outside the Radio Shack off of Evergreen Blvd. on my new chic crate, I will attempt to keep you up to speed on the show…
Yep, there is someone singing and now someone else…could be lip-synching…I can’t hear…the Tvs are inside…ooooh look….soup kitchen is open….gotta go…I am sure they all did just great…I am proud of each of them and can feel the positive chi that each has put in the orbital aura for all of us to suckle upon as if at the Grand Teat of Mother Earth…great job you amazing, amazing singing kids.
Let me know how I did! Here was my favorite performance from the show…
UPDATE : Last night the YMCA served Tomato Bisque with a hard roll…yes…the correct answer is Tomato Bisque.
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