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	<title>The Mock Dock &#187; kinoki foot pads</title>
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		<title>No, Thank You.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2011/01/04/no-thank-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 12:58:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So there&#8217;s a new craze hitting a spa near you. Vaginal Steam Baths. Doesn&#8217;t that sound like something you never knew you always wanted? Basically, it sounds like you pay about $50, hover over a boiling pot of weird smelling herbs for a half hour, and voila! You&#8217;re all fertile and stress-reduced and hemorrhoid-free. It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Excellent News!</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/22/excellent-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 00:38:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember the 6 minutes of fame we achieved through the whole kinoki foot pad extravaganza?  And then remember how much it sucked when Red Lasso shut itself down and prevented people from being able to view the video of our 6 minutes of fame?  Well, I am happy to report that an extremely crafty and talented [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>ABC&#8217;s 20/20 and The Mock Dock Go Together Like Peas And Carrots.  With A Side Order of Kinoki Foot Pads.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/04/12/abcs-2020-and-the-mock-dock-go-together-like-peas-and-carrots-with-a-side-order-of-kinoki-foot-pads/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 15:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In case you missed it, check out the clip about foot pads from last night&#8217;s ABC 20/20, in which The Mock Dock is prominently featured. And now that it&#8217;s all over with and out in the open, you get to know how this all happened. SO incredibly cool. Remember how I posted that final kinoki [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Mother Of All Kinoki Foot Pad Updates</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/04/11/the-mother-of-all-kinoki-foot-pad-updates/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/04/11/the-mother-of-all-kinoki-foot-pad-updates/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[kinoki foot pads]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have the MOST exciting news of all time to share with you all.  All 26 of you.  We have been referenced on ABC.com&#8217;s website as part of tonight&#8217;s story on 20/20 which features JOHN FREAKING STOSSEL doing an investigative report on the foot pad phenomenon. The photo above is just that &#8211; a photo - but [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Kinoki Foot Pads:  Official Report #8 &#8211; I&#8217;m Done</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/23/kinoki-foot-pads-official-report-8-im-done/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/23/kinoki-foot-pads-official-report-8-im-done/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 14:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[kinoki foot pads]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rather than subject you to the MOST DISGUSTING FOOT PAD OF ALL TIME this morning, here&#8217;s a baby meerkat. Maybe it&#8217;s because I slept in, so the footpad was on 3 hours longer than usual.  Maybe it&#8217;s because I had chinese for dinner and there were lots of MSG toxins in my body.  I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Kinoki Foot Pads:  Official Report #7 &#8211; Instructions For Use</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/22/kinoki-foot-pads-official-report-7-instructions-for-use/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/22/kinoki-foot-pads-official-report-7-instructions-for-use/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[kinoki foot pads]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[  First things first.  I thought instead of posting a picture of this morning&#8217;s foot pad looking pretty much EXACTLY THE SAME as the one from my right foot two nights ago, I would treat you to something more visually appealing.  Hence, the sugar glider. So yesterday I said I&#8217;d share with you the instructions [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>Kinoki Foot Pads:  Official Report #6 &#8211; What the Hell?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/21/kinoki-foot-pads-official-report-6-what-the-hell/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/21/kinoki-foot-pads-official-report-6-what-the-hell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These kinoki pads are starting to completely freak me out.  Here&#8217;s this morning&#8217;s left foot result.  It is MORE TOXIC than yesterday or the day before.  This could be SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE that Holmes&#8217; theory of an immunity developing over time isn&#8217;t accurate, and could also mean that my husband&#8217;s dreams won&#8217;t be shattered. Or, it [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Kinoki Foot Pads:  Official Report #5</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/20/kinoki-foot-pads-official-report-5/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/20/kinoki-foot-pads-official-report-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:43:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#8217;t take a picture today, because the pad looked exactly the same as yesterday&#8217;s.  And it should be stated that I switched back to the right foot.  So I&#8217;m exactly as toxic today as I was yesterday.  Which is sort of a bummer. Holmes came up with a theory on why the pad might [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Kinoki Foot Pads: Official Report #4 &#8211; Not To Brag Or Anything, But I&#8217;m Totally Less Toxic Today</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/19/kinoki-foot-pads-official-report-4-not-to-brag-but-im-totally-less-toxic-today/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/19/kinoki-foot-pads-official-report-4-not-to-brag-but-im-totally-less-toxic-today/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:43:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the result of Day 2 of the Kinoki Foot Pad trial.  It should be mentioned that this pad was used on my other foot (as directed).  I wasn&#8217;t going to post another Kinoki update for a few days because I thought it would take longer to see a change, but as you can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kinoki Foot Pads: Official Report #3 and WARNING &#8211; Graphic Photo</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/18/kinoki-foot-pads-official-report-3-and-warning-graphic-photo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/18/kinoki-foot-pads-official-report-3-and-warning-graphic-photo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:52:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So you wanna see what happened with the foot pads last night?    And there you have it.  The result of the first night&#8217;s Kinoki Foot Pad experiment.  Never before have I been so disgusted by my own toxicity. Now.  Don&#8217;t get too excited just yet.  I do not feel like a superhero.  I do [...]]]></description>
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