Remember how I promised you that we’d be doing a Mockdock experiment on the Detox Foot Pads a few weeks ago? Well, my first report is this:
THEY STILL HAVEN’T FREAKING COME YET.
I was told after my order was confirmed that it would take 2-4 weeks for them to be shipped. Monday marks 4 weeks, so if they don’t come Monday, I will be raising some serious hell with the Kinoki Customer Service people - I’ll be sure to tell them that my tens of readers are just as disappointed as I am.
So while watching TV today with my husband, we saw an ad for the most bizarre product ever (well, 2nd most bizarre if you count kitty wigs). And, because I am a complete sucker for even the most ridiculous marketing ploys, and my husband apparently is also, we BOUGHT said product. Let me just frame this up for you.
The commercial showed people putting on these patch-like bandaid thingies on the soles of their feet before going to bed. And then, when they wake up, they take these thingies off, and the thingies are COVERED with black gooey grossness, which is supposed to be all the horrible toxins and poisons which are running through your bloodstream. And these thingies are supposed to work because of all the acupuncture reflexology pressure points in your feet. And if you use these pads daily, then after about a week or so, they become less and less black and gooey, as your body becomes less and less toxin-filled. And once you’re less toxin-filled, you apparently feel awesome and you sleep better and have more energy and you basically become a super hero.
I am not making this up. My husband and I looked at each other, and he said, “We must have those”. This is why we are married. So they are on order, and I’ve decided to chronicle our results right here on MockDock. For all 12 of our faithful readers.
The Kinoki Detox Food Pads are expected to arrive within a week or two. I will alert you upon their arrival and let you know how gross they are after the first night.
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