Dollar says he’s got a chopped up body in that duffle bag.
Imaginary bonus points to the mockdocker who can identify who’s on his “shirt.”
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On a scale of 1 to 10, this ranks at a solid four hundred and sixty two of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.
An alert and astute mockdocker sent in the photo above, and at first I resisted posting it only because commenter Madrone was all, “I’m bored by you making fun of ‘large’ people all the time” when I posted that hairy armpitted picture but then I realized that I can’t pander to just a few people when what I really want to do is energize my base. See how I made this post all political right there? That means I’m turning off commenters who are bored by “large people posts” AND those who don’t like the politics. I’m equal opportunity alienating people!!!
Now then. I have two questions.
What part of her body is this guy holding? Seriously - he could totally be hitting 3rd base in this photo and I would have NO IDEA.
And secondly, what is going on with her hairline? Her bangs look like they were applied with fake eyelash glue.
At a recent concert, Jessica Simpson informed her audience that she passes gas a lot, and that her farts smell like roses. In fact, she said she GUARANTEES her farts smell like roses.
I think someone should call her on this, and demand immediate proof, or Tony Romo should release a statement to the press about it. A guarantee is a guarantee.
You guys, people paid SEVENTY DOLLARS A TICKET to hear this.
I know there’s a lot going on in this picture, but what the hell is on her chestular area? Do you see that sort of white lesion-y thing? I realize the armpit hair is distracting, but see if you can tell what that is.
Also, is this a pregnant belly? Because Oh. My. God. if it is. Look at the belly buttonular area. Look at how it’s less of a belly button than it is a large crater. And are those stretch marks?
And the hair? Whaaaa? I can’t tell if it’s a mullet or if there are longer strands on top that are just sort of fuzzy.
Someone please explain this whole photo.
I don’t know what it is, but I find this completely hilarious. You know Frasier just totally looked at Aretha’s boobs, and is wondering to himself, “How the hell does she not require additional seating for those things.”
Something about the two of them sitting next to each other is so ridiculous to me. What is that hat? And how many pounds of make-up are actually ON her?
I think I have officially added Joel McHale to my island list. And it’s not that he’s particularly attractive - it’s that he mocks. Provided that we were stranded on an island which got regular deliveries of US Weekly, I think we would have the best fun ever!
BEHOLD: Mocking the supremely mockable Spencer Pratt. You might have to turn the sound down though…because it’s Heidi’s song. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
An alert and astute mockdocker sent this to me today, and what I love about it SO MUCH is that it is the fact that whoever took this photo was prepared, in the middle of a line at a fast food restaurant, to capture this priceless moment on film. Thank you, whoever you are. I would TOTALLY HAVE DONE THE SAME EXACT THING. You really just never know when you might run into someone mockworthy enough to photograph. Best to be prepared.
I can’t begin to imagine what kind of view the cashier at this place had, but I’m willing to bet that said cashier felt an undeniable urge to bathe shortly after fulfilling this landbeast’s order.
I so love that the strappy things that you use to hang a dress such as this one, are so obviously hanging out. It’s as if they don’t want to be anywhere next to her skin, so they’ve made sort of an emergency exit and are hoping someone just yanks them right off of there.
I can’t even bring myself to comment on the boulder holder. That is an industrial strength bra right there, folks. Any guesses on what she’s about to order?
Hey, here’s an idea, Jennifer Lopez. If you want to avoid pitting out your outfit, and looking like you forgot your Secret Roll-On this morning, try not wearing sweater dress in August.
You’re welcome.
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