Now, that’s just a guess based on her outfit, because it looks like she pulled an old tablecloth out of a dumpster and decided it would work as a dress.
I actually think I have the napkins that match this.
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He’s got some moves - I’ll give him that. But I still don’t understand why someone of this…um…stature, would offer himself up as a sacrifice to the youtube gods, knowing FULL WELL that he’d be mocked? And not just here, but pretty much everywhere on the web? Why?
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz a baby boy last night, and they have named him Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Ashlee had said during her pregnancy, “My friend said it—you’ve gotta have a baby with a name that could be a rock star or a senator, so he’ll get work either way.”
Yeah.
This kid might be a rock star, and he might be a senator, but he will DEFINITELY be beaten up on the playground with a name like that.
I can only assume, from this picture, that Meg Ryan has spent so much money on collagen for her lipular area that she is no longer able to afford a bra.
WHAT is this new fad in Hollywood about wearing either vegetation or bird feathers as clothing?
Madonna should never ever ever wear sleeveless clothes.
For without them, I couldn’t hear youtube videos. You know, since my laptop is now worth about $.35 more than a used kleenex.
Anyway, I’m all geeked out on my couch with my headphones on, catching up on some Britney clips. There’s a documentary about her whole past coupla years coming out later this month, and I will be RIVETED to it, you guys. I can’t wait.
In this clip, she talks about how dancing is therapeutic for her, because it’s “art” and because it “expresses her emotions” and all sorts of other nonsense which I think she believes makes her sound intelligent, but in reality just draws attention to the fact that she doesn’t actually DANCE when she dances as much as she just dry humps any human being in sight.
Seriously. Art? Spiritual expression? This is sex with clothes on and a couple of pirouettes.
It’s over.
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have broken up. And I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Whaaa? But how can this be? How can a relationship which served as a beacon of hope for all of us, the pinnacle of perfect relationships really…how can it be (gasp) over?” I know.
As if my day wasn’t already bad enough. How much more am I expected to take today? I never ever ever in a million traskillion years would have guessed that a relationship with Paris Hilton would be anything other than deeply, profoundly, and solidly long term. NEVER.
Apparently, this kind of greeting is popular not only with Eskimos and toddlers but also Aussies. Is it just me, or does Nicole Kidman look four billion years old in this picture? Is it the neck vein? Is that it?
I’m being sincere and genuine when I ask this - because I truly want to know. Is there someone out there that finds Chloe Sevigny to be a pretty girl? I mean, aside from her kick-ass body, which, with all the heterosexuality in the world, I would submit to you is awesome. I’m talking about her face-ular area.
Generally, when I think of Chloe Sevigny, I think the following:
1. How in the freakety frack do you pronounce her last name and
2. Wow. She is not pretty and greatly resembles a turtle.
Thoughts?
This looks like a huge alien spider has glommed itself onto Heidi Klum’s abomindular area, and wrapped its legs around her. And that giant set of wings? It reminds me of that toy Lite Brite - you remember that?
Dumbest. Lingerie. Ever.
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