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I Have Been Sucked In Again

I probably should just not watch TV ever.  Because once again, I have fallen for a very persuasive commercial, about a product which I can practically guarantee won’t work, but because of the sheer possibility that it MIGHT, I am now $32.00 poorer than I was just moments ago.

I have just purchased the SONIC SCRUBBER, which is a product that looks like an electric toothbrush but which is really an implement designed to clean impossible places like the corners of tile showers, and the gooey crap that builds up around your faucets, and, according to the commercial, COUNTLESS OTHER PLACES.

The ordering process was very sneaky, because you click that you want the $19.99 SONIC SCRUBBER, and then you get all of these follow up screens which say, “BUT LOOK!  For just $10 more you can have this and this and this and this!”  And it’s only because my husband is sitting right next to me that I didn’t end up spending over $100 on all sorts of retarded products.  Anyway, I spent the $19.99 on the SONIC SCRUBBER, another few bucks on tax, and then the balance of the $32 on shipping.  But I COULD have spend just $12.00 more for RUSH shipping which would have guaranteed delivery in 7 days, or I could have OVERNIGHTED it for many more dollars.

Which begs the question, how dirty is your house if you need to OVERNIGHT such a product?

Anyway, since I didn’t spend any extra money on fancy fast shipping, it will probably take at least 8 weeks to get here.  I almost hope it does so that I can call their customer service line and speak to a new Life Hating Person. 

Once this genius product arrives, I will take before and after photos of all the nasty places in my house that need super sonic cleaning, and once again, you’ll have the benefit of my experience before purchasing one of these things yourself.

You’re welcome! :)

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Here’s What’s Keeping The Florida Senate Busy These Days

Alert and astute reader and personal friend Danny, who has provided excellent mockdock material in the past, hooked a sista up with an article from the Tallahassee Democrat, about the Florida Senate passing an amendment in which a sixty dollar fine and driver’s license points are imposed on drivers displaying “truck nutz” the novelty item shown in the above photo.

This is actually going to be voted on this week.  THIS is what Florida taxpayers are spending their hard earned money on. 

I’m sure stupid crap like this happens nationwide, but this seemed as good a time as any to pile on Florida

 

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ABC’s 20/20 and The Mock Dock Go Together Like Peas And Carrots. With A Side Order of Kinoki Foot Pads.

In case you missed it, check out the clip about foot pads from last night’s ABC 20/20, in which The Mock Dock is prominently featured. And now that it’s all over with and out in the open, you get to know how this all happened. SO incredibly cool.

Remember how I posted that final kinoki post in which I said, “hey - if anyone wants to buy the rest of my foot pads, write to me at mockarena@themockdock.com and I will send them to you”? So a couple days later, I get an email from a producer at 20/20, saying he’d be interested in taking the rest of the pads and perhaps even talking to me about my experience with them. At which point I had a total freak out. That freak out was abruptly interrupted by a few moments of skepticism, because it just seemed too good to be true to have been noticed by someone with any kind of credibility or stature. So I googled the producer’s name, and he’s popping up all over IMDB and everywhere with all sorts of credits, and so I allow myself to soak it in for like two seconds before immediately calling the other mockdockers and promptly rendering them completely deaf by freaking out into the phone at them.

Anyway, the next day I chatted with the producer on the phone (NICEST MAN EVER) and he said, “Hey - why don’t you consider doing a video diary recap type of thing of your kinoki experience?” and I said, “Sure!” and then hung up to commence my third total freak out, because the amount of experience I have with creating video is equal to the amount of experience I have performing brain surgery. Which is to say none whatsoever.

So the other multi-talented writers here at the Mock Dock got together with me that weekend and we threw together a roughly 8-minute video. And then that Sunday, I used ACTUAL VIDEO EDITING SOFTWARE to edit and voice over and throw in commentary into the video. Which, if you know me at all, you realize is utterly absurd, because I know nothing about video editing software. This is why it took me 7 hours to edit 8 minutes of video. Anyway, I sent it to the producer with very limited amounts of hope that it would actually be considered, let alone used.

But you know what? This producer happens to be the NICEST MAN EVER, and he either liked me or he felt really really sorry for me, and he kept me up to date on the progress of their story, and ultimately, this past Thursday night, wrote to me and said the following magical magical words: YOU ARE IN.

And even then, while I was smack dab in the middle of freak out number four, I thought - Well, they’ll probably use like a 1 second shot of my foot or something. But they ended up not only using quite a few bits of me, but also our website name was featured at the bottom of the screen for all kinds of seconds. And all of us mockdockers were here watching, in my living room, in one huge collective freak out. Best Night Ever.

So there you have it. Check out the whole kinoki experiment right here. And for the tens of you out there who read our site, count yourselves as part of the beginning of what we hope is a long and successful blogging adventure. Thanks for the visits!!

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The Mother Of All Kinoki Foot Pad Updates

I have the MOST exciting news of all time to share with you all.  All 26 of you.  We have been referenced on ABC.com’s website as part of tonight’s story on 20/20 which features JOHN FREAKING STOSSEL doing an investigative report on the foot pad phenomenon. The photo above is just that - a photo - but it’s a screen capture from the PREVIEW OF TONIGHT’S SHOW.  Here’s the article.  The Mock Dock is all over page one, people.  And we’ll be shown a bit on the show at 10pm EST TONIGHT!!!!

We might get like 25 more readers now!! We’ve hit the big time!!!

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A Prayer Answered

So last night, I’m watching in horror as Michael Johns gets voted off American Idol, and I found myself thinking, “If only I could look up at the ceiling and find, looking back at me, a paper cat.”  I know I’m not alone in this. 

The fine feline-friendly folks at tubbypaws.blogspot.com have the answer.  FINALLY.  I for one cannot BELIEVE that it took so long for someone to come up with this. 

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More Really Stupid Shoes

I’ve posted dumb shoes before, but these are the DUMBEST.  I mean, this color doesn’t go with ANYTHING.

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Hawaii Chair Review!!!

Since we’re too poor here at the Mock Dock to buy a Hawaii Chair to test on our own, Ellen Degeneres has done the legwork for us!  Or shall I say abwork?  Or armwork?  Watch and be the judge.  Pee-pants hilarious!  God bless you, Ellen….

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Product Highlight….

I give you…the Hawaii Chair.  I swear I am not making this up.  It is not a spoof.  It is a real live actual product.  I would TOTALLY put this thing through our MockDock Product Testing Department (aka Mockarena) if only we had a skillion jillion dollars to buy it. 

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