The Mock Dock

I watched this video, and for about .0000045 seconds, I wished I still had a uterus with which to make a new baby, so that I could have a reason to own this stroller. That quickly passed, but it doesn’t make the stroller any less awesome.

LOVE.

From an alert and astute mockdocker:

LOVE.  It reminded me of this one, which is NSFW, and therefore after the jump.

Continue reading ‘Best. Advertising Gimmick. EVER.’

I think I’ve made it perfectly clear here before how much I hate Dodge cars. Just look here. No seriously – look there. It’s a really good story. Or look here. I say this as a person with significant experience with Dodge cars. In fact, I OWN a Dodge Caravan, which has been converted into Junior Mock’s wheelchair van. It was bought entirely for the purpose of converting into a wheelchair van, with the assumption that we would ONLY drive it when he had to take him somewhere. It’s a 1999 van, which we bought with around 30k miles on, and it currently has 55k miles on it, and we’ve had it for like 6 years. It is driven a few thousand miles a year and that’s it. But it’s the crappiest, most junkiest pile of crap EVER. We all hate it, except for Junior Mock, who couldn’t care less what sort of van he’s in, as long as he gets to get out occasionally.

ANYWAY, if you weren’t aware before of my hatred for Dodges, you are now. And for those of you who happen to have Dodges which you like, that’s fine. It’s not necessary to write in and say, “Oh yeah? Well I have a Dodge and it’s fabulous!” because you’re not going to change my mind about them. You just won’t. BUT an alert and astute mockdocker sent me a recent ad they’re running, and I’m suspending my hatred of them long enough to compliment them on their creative use of monkeys.

Because everything is better with monkeys.

…you might want to consider switching to this bathroom cleaner.

Either that, or convince your significant other to look like this when you clean bathrooms.  (I need to see if Mr. Mock will grow out his hair.)

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…I give you this.

Is it just me, or is the dude at the end Matt Damon’s twin?

I am the owner of an iPhone. I love my iPhone and have no idea how I survived without one. But I laughed SO HARD at this ad, even though it RIPS on iPhones.

And I am totally not one of those people who would EVER wait in line or camp out for gadgets. I am the person who laughs at those people, and mocks them when their brand new gadgets have problems, and then promptly buys the 2nd version once all the bugs are worked out.

An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this ad for the TV Hat. These people look so absurd, and so ridiculous, and like they are having SO MUCH FUN, that I totally want one. My favorite is the girl in the airport, who is knee-slapping amused. I mean, she is CRACKING UP, you guys.

Mr. Mock travels constantly, and this would be so super handy for him, but I know him, and there is NO WAY he’d be caught dead with this contraption on his head. I, on the other hand, would wear this in a New York minute at an airport, and I would scoff at and mock those who were laughing at me, because I would be enjoying movie-theater views and knee-slapping hilarity, while they would be looking at their teeny tiny iphone screens. Even an iPad can’t compare to this, because half the fun is wearing a hilarious contraption on your head.

It’s my birthday + 7 days! And today, my present from Mr. Mock arrived. BEHOLD:

I’m probably going to wear them to sleep tonight.  Especially seeing as how I can barely WALK in them, so I might as well lounge in them looking fabulous as often as possible.

Seriously how totally FEROCIOUS are these shoes? I’m so totally Vicky B in them.

I cannot tell you how much I loved the first Old Spice commercial with this dude. And Old Spice Commercial v.2.0 is just as good.

LOVE.

Ohthankgod.

The Britney Spears clothing line is coming out. And her jeans are really really cool, you guys, because they’re faded.

You should totally buy her clothes, because she can draw hearts really well.

Marketing fail.